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The Absolutely True and Unbiased Account of Master Bilbo Baggins' Adventure There and Back Again by HoneyIsWriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Apr 2019
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Mister Bilbo Baggins, from up on The Hill, has been known to tell quite the strange story. It's no secret that he will embellish and edit the facts as he pleases. When it comes to his "adventures" he really isn't to be trusted to be a reliable narrator, but you can trust in his ability to entertain you. Of course, that's just what I've heard and you didn't hear it from me.
Half the Shire is sure that he never went on any adventure at all! Poor thing, they say, probably just fell in a ditch, smashed a lizard and on his way back home that hyperactive mind of his twisted it all up and made him think he managed to slay a dragon.
We both know, dear reader, that they are all very much mistaken. But they're not wrong either.
The following document is The Absolutely True and Unbiased Account of Master Bilbo Baggins' Adventure There and Back Again.
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Alfred needs money. He works in an obscure Russian restaurant, lives in a shitty apartment with his ex, and rent is on the rise. He thinks he’s found the perfect gig—Until his side job draws the attention of some of Manhattan’s less savory characters. He grows close to one, a mob boss referred to as the “Old Bear.” Ivan Braginsky may offer protection, and even a way to make quick cash. Then again, he could also prove the least savory of them all.
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Love-In-Idleness by perkynurples
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Aug 2015
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Taking Bilbo Baggins, a successful movie actor who is only just getting used to the perks and intricacies of becoming A Face People Want To See, and putting him together with Thorin Oakenshield, with his very traditional (read: slightly backwards) ideas about what constitutes Real Art and Real Talent, might very well be viewed as just some clothead’s idea of a joke. But there are jokes, and then there are carefully calculated risks the size of controversial reproductions of classic Shakespearean plays - for Bilbo, it is the chance of a lifetime to prove himself to all those who have ever deemed him too one-dimensional to even attempt stage, while Thorin has the opportunity to get out of the rut that’s been hindering his career for so long now, and shine in a role worthy of his talent once again. That is if the two learn how to share the same space for more than ten minutes without wanting to tear each other’s hair out. The course of true love never did run smooth, after all…
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- Part 1 of Love-In-Idleness
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The Road Delivered Us Home by keelywolfe for keyasaurus
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Jul 2013
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In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.
He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.
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- Part 1 of Shopping
- Part 1 of The Road Delivered Us Home
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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An Expected Journey by MarieJacquelyn
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Jul 2014
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“I just wish…”
“What do you wish?”
“I wish I could have changed it all.”
For years Bilbo has written about his adventures and told stories about his dealings with dwarves and dragons. To most it seemed like fanciful nonsense but to Bilbo it was all very real. A weight followed him home from his travels, one called regret. Now in his final moments Bilbo has a choice to make – go quietly into death’s embrace or go back again and face all the fear and pain for the chance to make things right?
Of course, change is a fickle thing and not everything can be done again as Bilbo is about to find out. In the end, it may not only be salvation that he’s fighting for.