HopelessSimp444



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  1. Public Bookmark 31

    Blitzed by

    Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King  

    27 Sep 2022

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    This may not be the smartest decision you've ever made.

    Asking Beetlejuice for drugs that will really fuck you up.  And you assume he might offer you some weirdly-coloured pocket cocaine. Or maybe some of the shrooms he grows in the lining of his coat.
    Nope. Instead, he presents you with a vial of unidentified liquid. Neon green. Glowing like he's drained it straight out of a fucking glowstick. The glass etched with little cursive Bs. Lids fashioned to look like tiny beetles.

    Nothing says safe, smart choice like glowing demon drugs.

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    05 Apr 2024

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    Please (Don't) Be Afraid of Me by for joonstiddies69

    Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King  

    21 Oct 2022

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    Beetlejuice pulls a scare on the newest resident of the household. It doesn't end the way he expects.

    (Based on a request)

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    05 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 36

    Demon on Aisle 2 by

    Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King  

    24 Oct 2022

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    A late-night grocery store visit seems simple enough. Little do you know, your demon husband has plans for you.

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    05 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 41

    All I Want for Christmas (is a Demon) by

    Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King  

    26 Dec 2022

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    Beetlejuice gets dragged on a two week holiday retreat. He meets you.

    It's a christmas miracle.

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    05 Apr 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 18

    Put Your Loving Hand Out, Baby ('Cause I'm Beggin') by

    Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types  

    16 Jul 2023

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    Beetlejuice discovers his overwhelming need to get fucked in the ass (lovingly, with affection and care).

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    31 Mar 2024