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Blitzed by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
27 Sep 2022
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This may not be the smartest decision you've ever made.
Asking Beetlejuice for drugs that will really fuck you up. And you assume he might offer you some weirdly-coloured pocket cocaine. Or maybe some of the shrooms he grows in the lining of his coat.
Nope. Instead, he presents you with a vial of unidentified liquid. Neon green. Glowing like he's drained it straight out of a fucking glowstick. The glass etched with little cursive Bs. Lids fashioned to look like tiny beetles.Nothing says safe, smart choice like glowing demon drugs.
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05 Apr 2024
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Please (Don't) Be Afraid of Me by piranhaenergy for joonstiddies69
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
21 Oct 2022
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Beetlejuice pulls a scare on the newest resident of the household. It doesn't end the way he expects.
(Based on a request)
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05 Apr 2024
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Demon on Aisle 2 by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
24 Oct 2022
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A late-night grocery store visit seems simple enough. Little do you know, your demon husband has plans for you.
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05 Apr 2024
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All I Want for Christmas (is a Demon) by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
26 Dec 2022
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Beetlejuice gets dragged on a two week holiday retreat. He meets you.
It's a christmas miracle.
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05 Apr 2024
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Put Your Loving Hand Out, Baby ('Cause I'm Beggin') by deathwaltz
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
16 Jul 2023
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Beetlejuice discovers his overwhelming need to get fucked in the ass (lovingly, with affection and care).
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31 Mar 2024
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I Can't Wait For You To Shut Me Up by deathwaltz
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
07 Aug 2023
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You are determined to shut Beetlejuice up. Things don't pan out like you planned.
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31 Mar 2024
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Beetlejuice has agreed to take a shower... but only if you join him.
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31 Mar 2024
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Why Wait For The Best When I Could Have You by Robotic_Rin
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
13 Nov 2023
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In the light of recent notable events, you haven’t been quite sure how to be forthcoming with the family regarding your budding relationship with a certain demon. It doesn’t help that said demon isn’t known for his ability to keep secrets. Also, hopefully your mind isn’t too preoccupied making plans to soft launch your relationship, because Beetlejuice has had something on his mind lately that he’d really like to try out. It may or may not involve indulging his demonic instincts by hunting you for sport as foreplay. He’s lucky that he’s dating a monsterfucker.
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31 Mar 2024
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Lydia was just making her way back to the stairs so she could continue fist fighting her insomnia when a silhouette on the couch caught her eye. There, caught in the moonlight was perhaps the strangest of her roommates, Beetlejuice. He was sleeping on the couch, arms folded over his chest. He was still wearing his grimy striped suit and boots. If her dad or the Maitlands were there they would be fussing at him for dirtying the upholstery, but Lydia found she didn't care so much.
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24 Mar 2024
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A Little Bit of Heaven with a Little Bit of Hell by FinallyOuttaThatDress
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Supernatural (TV 2005)
30 Jan 2025
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Having been around basically since the universe was created, you would think you would know better by now than to assume nothing can surprise you. During a seemingly normal stop in a seemingly normal town for a hot beverage and relaxation, you encounter a gothy teen with an interest in the occult. Next thing you know, you've found yourself mixed up with a family made up of a real estate agent, a life coach, a goth girl, the ghosts of a millennial couple, and the ghost with the most (just ask him). On top of trying to hide your angelic nature, you are combatting the demons relentless, awful flirtation and advances, which definitely aren't growing on you in the slightest. Will this be just an unusual stop in your endless wandering? Or will you find yourself as attached to the house and those that "live" in it as its resident ghosts?
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24 Mar 2024
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Life Imitates Art (A Treatise Against the Romantic Comedy) by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
03 May 2023
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A live music night leads to a chance meeting that will change lives - and not-lives - forever. Whether you and Beetlejuice like it or not.
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23 Mar 2024
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Rick is a complicated man, and by no means are you trying to figure him out. All you want is him on top of you, and you're making that very clear, or at least trying to. But Rick wants more than just a few fucks, and your more than willing to give it to him.
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16 Oct 2022
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"S-shut up Morty you little t-twerp! Y-y-you're a little-- a little smug son of a bitch sometimes- you're an idiot! Of course she's not just a tutor! B-because of the- the deja vu!"
Mia only went to the Smith household to earn a bit of extra money for college - tutoring Morty Smith should have been just a harmless side job. But little did she know she'd arouse the suspicion of Rick Sanchez - Morty's asshole grandpa - who seemed positive she was an alien spy. One asshole she could deal with, but then an entire citadel of them came in...
Rick/OC, Rick/Reader story. Will tag as I go.- Language:
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03 Oct 2022
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Rick is a dick and you are DEFINITELY not a surgeon, h-he’s sure of it. Just read—read the damn fic. Jeez. It’s good. There’s—There’s porn, and Beth being a sad drunk, an-and there’s only one bed, oooooo!
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29 Sep 2022
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Rick goes looking for Morty and finds him at the edge of the roof. Fearing the worst, he darts forward to pull him back. Truths are admitted, and pasts come to term.
Or: I deal with the shock of the newest Rick and Morty episode the only way I know how.
(this is part of Sweet Lullaby just because it's canon in that series; you do NOT need to read the rest of the series to understand this piece and it has been written specifically to stand alone.
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- Part 13 of Sweet Lullaby
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28 Sep 2022
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You, [Y/N] [L/N], are a marine who tends not to take her job too seriously. Your job is to take care of pirates, but, you only do your job so the Government doesn't exterminate you for what you did years prior. All you know is listening to orders...until you meet a certain Straw Hat. He refuses to give up on you joining his crew, even if you refuse. Your power is uncontainable and incredibly violent. With time, you can hopefully control it.
Well, what would be the fun in not agreeing?
Time will tell.
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22 Sep 2022
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You have been trained and enhanced for one purpose... to kill All Might, Japan's number one villain.
Now, one can't simply waltz up to this monster and slay him. No. This mission required finesse. You needed to get close to him, earn his trust, get him to drop his guard.
What better way to do that than by getting into his pants?
What could possibly go wrong? You certainly can't catch feelings for someone as deplorable as All Might... Right?
The smut kicks off straight from the first chapter ;)
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22 Sep 2022
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Alexander hates it when the other Legends flirt with you. After some drinks he handles his feelings in an interesting way. ♡
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07 Sep 2022
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Reader convinces Caustic to let her paint his nails
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- Part 1 of Caustic X Reader
- Part 1 of The Legends X Readers
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07 Sep 2022
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50 First Date-Mates by Wishing_Stones
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)
14 Oct 2022
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A compilation of one-shot Reader x various Sanses based on single-word prompts.
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30 Aug 2022