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Lee staggered, flopping over Gaara, who braced with his entire strength just to keep the intoxicated Leaf-nin upright. Drunk Lee had grabby hands—Gaara hoped no one noticed the one creeping towards his ass.
“I—immm sso sick of you guys!” Lee slurred to his teammates over Gaara’s shoulder, gesticulating wildly with the hand not currently sliding down Gaara’s spine. They stared back, dumbfounded. “Alw—hic—ays just pretending youaren—ot in love with eachthr! J-just fuck already!” Having got his muddled statement out, Lee nuzzled his face into Gaara’s neck and went still, dead asleep on his shoulder.
You could have heard a senbon drop.
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Lee gets drunk. Shenanigans ensue. How does it always end up being Gaara’s problem in the end?
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10 Aug 2024
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Kankuro is officially fed up with the Leaf Village. Whether he's trailing after Gaara during his frequent visits to see Lee or brooding in solitude after Temari ditches him for Shikamaru, he's had it with the place. But when a certain Inuzuka crosses a boundary that can't be undone, he’s forced to confront a whirlwind of new emotions.
Or: two dudebro idiots critically miscommunicate until they slowly but surely fall in love!
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09 Aug 2024
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The pale elf stood stock-still. His eyes betrayed no alarm.
“Astarion,” Halsin huffed. “My apologies. I thought myself alone, and must not have been aware of my surroundings. I hope I didn’t startle you.”
Astarion smirked, his frame breaking into the languid, theatrical stance Halsin found familiar. “My dear druid, I live for surprises. And you,” he purred, his eyes sweeping over Halsin’s expansive torso, “are a pleasant surprise indeed.”
Halsin felt his face grow hot. He disregarded the reaction. Astarion wore his flirtation like a cloak; to be donned when useful, and otherwise set aside. He chuckled, “Well, then, I bid you goodnight. If we’re to tackle the Gauntlet of Shar tomorrow, we’ll sorely need our rest. Walk safely.” He sidestepped the smaller elf and made to continue his walk back to camp.
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07 Jul 2024
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“How old are you, Astarion?”
Astarion is not expecting the question, Halsin can tell by the way he jerks upright, spine straight, shoulders strong.
“Two-hundred-and-forty,” he answers without hesitation. “Give or take a few years.”
Halsin swallows, rewords his question. “How old were you when you were turned?”
Astarion goes quiet. Extremely, cacophonously quiet.
“Thirty-nine,” he finally says, a bolt straight into Halsin’s heart.
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Halsin discovers Astarion was turned before his maturity and all the sacred elven rites that come along with it. Including the sex one.
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20 Oct 2023
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Astarion does not chase after his bedmates. Unless of course, said bedmate is a gorgeous wood-elf with gentle hands and kind eyes. And if said wood-elf is covered head to toe in the blood of their enemies, even better.
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13 Oct 2023