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airports are liminal horror (especially when you're stuck in a timeloop) by blueyeti for Tavina
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2025
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An airport was a terrible location for a Groundhog Day.
As proven by Wei Ying not noticing he was stuck in a timeloop until he had finished his book, because airports were just like that.
Well. Fuck.
At least he can practise casual sex with this Beautiful Man until it's the best first time Lan Zhan will ever have.
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- Part 20 of Battleship 2025: The Wiggle of Pears
- Part 4 of unrelated genderqueered wangxian
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08 Aug 2026
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The Problem in Yiling by EClairatee
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Feb 2026
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After using his army of the dead to defeat Wen Ruohan, Wei Wuxian was deemed a threat by the rest of the clans. In order to prevent another war, a treaty was drafted requiring Wei Wuxian to provide his first born child.
Three years later, no such child has been provided and noted virgin and steward of the people Lan Wangji is chosen to investigate the matter.
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07 Aug 2026
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Black Lace by EClairatee
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jan 2025
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“So, I've kind of met someone,” he said tentatively, like he was dipping his toe into the water before jumping in.
“We’re just kind of talking right now. It’s just.. he’s more experienced than me. I’m not sure how much more, we haven’t really talked numbers. But it’s more than zero.”
“Mmh.”
“And you’re like, you know. Well-versed.” Wei Ying was looking at him oddly, carefully talking around whatever question he was trying to ask.
“Wei Ying. What are you getting at?” His tone was more exasperated than he intended, but the topic put him on edge.
“I don’t want to embarrass myself.”
“You won’t. You can ask me.” The room was suddenly feeling stuffy. Perhaps he should take a walk and get some fresh air.
Wei Ying rose from his spot by the fire and squatted by his desk. He looked up at him with his silver eyes, the beginnings of a pout playing his lips.
“I meant, I don’t want to embarrass myself in bed. You know,” he gestured at his body, waving his hand in an up and down motion, “virgin.” Lan Zhan contemplated what sin he’d committed in a previous life to end up in this situation, surmising it must lie at the intersection of unforgivable and incomprehensible.
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28 Jul 2026
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felt this way by crowing
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2020
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The dim light in the corridor isn't much better, Wei Ying can't see Lan Zhan's face at all. He forces himself to laugh, trying to lighten the mood. "Lan Zhan! You can not misunderstand. I did have a teeny, tiny crush on you but that was just in the beginning."
Lan Zhan's voice is small, barely audible. "In the beginning?"
And then, louder, "Wei Ying…...had a crush on me? I thought - your brother often says things to rile people up."
Wei Ying wants to sink into the floor at his own foolish oversight. Of course, Lan - Gossip is forbidden - Zhan wouldn't take a drunk person, let alone Jiang Cheng at his word.
With a sigh, he readies to lie in the grave of his own making. "Aiya, Lan Zhan, have you even looked at yourself? You were mean and hot. Of course, I was into that."
[Lan Zhan and Wei Ying stumble their way into a relationship]
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22 Jul 2026
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The Prized Huli Jing by Seirilypsis
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Sep 2022
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“The Gusu Lan dragons have failed to produce an heir in the last decade,” a dangerous accusation, should the rumors be false.
He took the general’s silence as a sign to continue.
“I am your solution,” Wei Ying breathed out.
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Wei Ying offers himself in exchange for the freedom of the Wen Remnants in a war the other branch of their clan started. The revered Gusu Lan war general takes him up on the offer and Wei Ying finds apparently nothing better to do than pine after the mated alpha (cough).
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18 Jul 2026