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And I cried like a baby (coming home from the bar) by HowToCauseTrouble101
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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Peter was goddamn tired. And wondering what he did to offend whatever cosmic entity that was fucking with him today. He needed a job, and FAST.
“kid, this ain't the place for you, there's a cupcake shop down the street, seems more your style”
“they aren't hiring”
“neither am i”
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“fine, call me weasel”
“pe-”
“DONT USE YOUR REAL NAME!?”
“right, uhhh.. sorry? Mr.weasel, sir?”
“...”
“oh lord”OR
originally this was a draft, but like, i cant be bothered anymore. i WILL finish it. BY THE END OF THE WEEK but i have contracted the ao3 author curse five minutes into my first ever draft. anyways, please give ideas in comments if you can be bothered to.
anyways. i was editing and adding to 1st chap and now its complete!! sorry to those that had to read the half done chapter.