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The Feral Historian by GoldenAerie
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Nov 2025
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Logan brings in a new instructor to teach at the Xavier Institute. She isn't as clean cut as the others, makes some bad choices. Has to deal with some shitty teenage behavior. There's some trouble on the astral plane. It's growing in complexity. BeastxOC. Each chapter is a new school month.
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Talk Too Much by ILSnowyleopards
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
19 Nov 2025
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Would you forgive yourself for leaving the love of your life out of the blue. Hmm didn’t think so.
Or a Wade and Peter fic in which neither of them know what they’re doing.
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The Homeless Photographer. // Spideypool AU by thelearningquill
Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Nov 2025
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Here Peter parker sits in the cold Central Park in New York City.
On Thanksgiving day with nothing but his backpack, coat and camera.
He never thought he would end up lonely on such an important holiday.
And to be homeless at that.
But then a stranger with a warm smile and scars aligning his face decides to sit next to him handing him a cup of hot chocolate in 40 degree weather.
This story is on going. So updates will be made every other week or two.
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Hey Now! by Taters77
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Nov 2025
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Peter Parker has no one in his corner. No one to rely on, to seek guidance… no one to confide in or cheer him on…
That is, until he moves into a tiny rundown Manhattan apartment, starts a crappy mediocre job, declares himself maybe just a little insane, and begs the mercenary Deadpool to teach him how to sew…
Sometimes, life has a funny way of showing you the bigger picture...curvy edges and all.
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Creature Kaisen by Candy_Ace, UnfunnyAceArtistOfficial
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Creature Commandos (Cartoon), DCU, Batman - All Media Types
17 Nov 2025
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Set after season one of both Creature Commandos (with Nina still being alive and Rick still leading) and jujutsu kaisen.
It was supposed to be just a simple mission for the cc deal with some kind of threat in japan and go home, though the threat turns out to be out of this world- literally it came from another universe and brought three young jujutsu sorcerers with it!
Oh and Gojo
if the creature commandos weren't insane before they will be by the end of it
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Sour Times by The_Muse_Of_Violets
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Nov 2025
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Peter's been in Hydra custody for two years until a certain merc with a mouth crashes the party. Neither of them expected the other, but fate works in mysterious ways. They can't fix each other, but maybe they can be broken together. Maybe together, they can navigate vigilantism, grief, life, and a relationship that, for the first time, might last.
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A completely self-indulgent fic that follows my own canon. I have a lot of ideas for this fic, so buckle up, this will be a wild ride. Title is a song. Sour Times - By Portishead | "nobody loves me, it's true, not like you do" -
Love, Blood and Vampires. by Viyella_Mozzarella
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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On the night of his elopement, former vampire hunter Wade Wilson is brutally attacked by Francis The Terrible, the most vicious vampire ever created– and his gang of lackeys. Disfigured, burned, and ashamed, he runs away from his lover Vanessa and hides himself deep in The Dark Forest. Unaware of an abandoned castle and the beast lurks deep within its stone walls.
OR: Poolverine Beauty and the Beast AU + Corpse Bride AU
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Magic Man by LadySifWritesChaos
Fandoms: Winter Soldier (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
15 Nov 2025
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In New York City's nefarious underworld, James Barnes reigns supreme, managing legitimate businesses, illicit activities, and a network of connections. Those in society respect James; he has the local law enforcement in the palm of his hand and is feared by those around him. He believes he needs no one and is content with his lot in life. Until a naive small-town girl becomes his personal assistant, as she unwittingly pulls him into unfamiliar territory, James finds himself navigating uncharted waters of emotion and desire.
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Wait, You Know Who I Am? by Amonbgybbjj
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Nov 2025
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Peter Parker thinks Wade Wilson knows he’s Spider-Man.
Wade Wilson thinks this is just some random kid talking to him.
Burritos, awkward banter, and accidental feelings happen anyway.
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Let There Be Damage Ensued and Tabloid News by Homemade_Papayas
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV)
11 Nov 2025
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Just team red adventures because i was thinking about why isn't there a show about team red. I'd watch the hell out of that show. So i'm gonna try to write it instead.
Or: Peter, Wade, and Matt start fighting crime together and no one gets paid, except maybe Deadpool but he'll buy dinner so at least there's that.
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Agents of S.H.A.D.E. by Brotherrat6
Fandoms: Creature Commandos (Cartoon), Teen Titans (Animated Series), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Young Justice (Cartoon), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman and the Outsiders (Comics), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Static Shock, Batman Beyond, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Suicide Squad (Comics), Secret Six (DC Comics), The Rogues (DC)
11 Nov 2025
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Waller's in prison, the Commandos have been pardoned and made official, and there are still threats even the League or the Titans are unable to handle.
Time to let the monsters out.
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- Part 1 of The Heart Reaturns
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but when I'm with you, it's quiet by Goolducky
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Nov 2025
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Peter is grieving. Wade is not sure what to do.
OR - Peter is dealing with Aunt May's death. His change in behavior leads him to be involved with a very nosy Wade. Wade helps him heal, but of course, grieving doesn’t magically go away.
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So Do the Proud Men Die by FunkyFrogFreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Nov 2025
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!!READ THE TAGS!!
Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, has known Spider-Man for a year now. The two are somewhat close and even meet up every Tuesday, despite having met quite awkwardly in the wild.
Peter knows virtually everything about Wade, but has kept his own identity secret, for safety purposes. Peter trusts him, sure, but he’s still a merc.
That all changes when Spidey accidentally kills Green Goblin, and Deadpool is assigned a hit on Peter Parker.
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Freedom is Finally Mine by penguinpasta
Fandoms: Creature Commandos (Cartoon), DCU (Comics), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Batman - All Media Types
07 Nov 2025
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"What's the worst that could happen, love?" Her breath ghosts over his face, fanning the flames that dance over his transparent skin. Her muzzle glows red hot with the closeness to Phosphorus' body. Metal so hot it would burn anyone else rests harmlessly on her soft, pale face, remaining strong and intact. "That I taste you? That you let me?"
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PhosphorusxOC. OFC is a vampire that eats energy instead of blood. If she were human, she'd be in Arkham Asylum because she's a total basket case. Crossposted everywhere you read fanfics. -
DEAD-CENTRE by ANONisGOD
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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Deadpool's just passing through a dusty town looking for work. A WANTED poster catches his eye, and so does the name "Spider-Man".
A bounty worth $10,000 is more than enough reason to hang around."I came to this dustball of a town to make ten grand and maybe shoot something. Instead, I got emotionally compromised by a sad farm twink with beautiful eyes and commitment issue. Send help. Or pie."
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Normal Wade™: Adventures in Co-Parenting by nemo_pen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), X-Men (Comicverse)
04 Nov 2025
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In another universe, Wade Winston Wilson is just a normal human bartender. He has a normal human boyfriend, Logan, who works a normal human job as a high school history teacher. Unfortunately for them both, Logan notices that one of his students happens to look a lot like him... and he thinks he remembers her mom and dad.
Wade does some digging. What he finds is not normal.
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- Part 1 of Normal Wade™
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Scorched Lovers (Dr. Phosphorus x Reader) by ToffeeTanuki
Fandoms: Creature Commandos (Cartoon), DCU, DCU (Comics)
31 Oct 2025
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“Do you know what it’s like to not be able to touch someone for ten years?” His neck cracked as he tilted his head to look at me. His skeletal remains made it hard to tell what he was feeling, but his tone was enough to give it away.
“How can I let you touch me when you’ll turn me to ash?” My eyes softened, willowed with longing — but no matter how much I wanted it… wanted him… was it worth the risk of dying?
- Language:
- English
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- 1,684
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
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Insurance Policy by sharkeatingman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
31 Oct 2025
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After Peter Parker, gets saved from a few too many kidnappings by Deadpool, people who have unconventional interests in the mercenary catch on to the fact that the photographer makes pretty good bait.
Some light life upending ensues.
Basically I couldn't stop laughing about the idea that the 'Peter Parker getting kidnapped' trope would lead to The Daily Bugle having to give Peter hazard pay or it would make their insurance insane. And thus I am here to provide Absolute Crack, taken absolutely seriously.
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Peter is working his ass off just to make ends meet and somehow ends up working in a shady bar surrounded by even shadier people. However, college tuition and rent are a bitch, so what does he care if he's working for a money laundering scheme so long as his tips keep paying for his groceries and rent. Besides, the job has some perks in the form of who he's positive is, some kind of mercenary who seems to be single-handedly paying to keep his fridge stocked.
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- Part 3 of Bunny's 2025 Kinktober
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Creature Commandos - Hell Spawn by Sloth_Author
Fandoms: Creature Commandos (Cartoon), DC Comics
24 Oct 2025
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Hell Spawn is a Dragon-hybrid… a monster. Put in the Creature Commandos to protect the princess from Circe, they make some self discoveries, romances, and the world tremble before them. (Reader is Hellspawn)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,309
- Chapters:
- 1/7
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- 54