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Fancy Seein you here... by andthatsallfolks
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
07 Jul 2025
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“Logan?” He said confused,
“Fancy seein you here.” He said with a smirk, his heart beating insanely fast. He shut the door,
“What the hell are you doing here?”
“Weasel sent me down here to get laid. I came by and lo and behold, you dancin on a pole in a gay strip joint.”
“Well, I guess my jig is up.” He awkwardly laughed out,
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- Part 1 of The Love Story of Peanut and Bub
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How many times can love come around? by The_WriterWoman
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
05 Jul 2025
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Wade is focused on finding his Mr Right. And he's 100% sure he's just found him sitting in a diner, building things out of his waffles. They hit it off, get on great and make plans to meet the next day. Wade goes home really excited for his date tomorrow.
Only, when he showed up, Logan doesn't know who the hell Wade is.
Deadpool & Wolverine Rom com fest 2025
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How Does One Sleep Through The Morning Bell? by KaydaWriter
Fandoms: Newsies: The Broadway Musical! (2017)
03 Jul 2025
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Feels like the 1st Time by marvelslittleshits
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616
02 Jul 2025
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A decade after a wizard made any memory of his existence disappear, Peter Parker finds himself working as a bartender at Hell House. His alter ego runs into Deadpool and they become unlikely allies as the mercenary regains his memories after some sort of "merger." It's when Deadpool finally meets Peter that sparks fly. They're soulmates, alpha and omega, destined for each other. But like everyone else, Deadpool has no clue who he is. Wade tries to leave but somehow Peter keeps finding him. If that wasn't frustrating enough, every time they meet, it's like the first time all over again. And neither of them knows why.
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Hello Stranger by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Jun 2025
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For his first act of teenage delinquency he feels pretty accomplished, Sure May will kill him if she ever finds out and so would Mr Stark but he'd had fun. Laura was great and he'd enjoyed this a lot.
She's leaning into him and he can't tell if the flush is from the alcohol or not. “We have to do this again.” She slurs and Peter is already nodding along.
They eventually part, having to go their own ways but before they do they finally exchange numbers. With that they parted ways to go back home.
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Meet cute Laura x Peter
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- Part 30 of DP&W
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Logan hadn’t even seen the threat coming before it happened. Laura had told him that they would be back in a few minutes, to ease his anxiety of letting them wander. Logan found his anxiety was worse as they became closer as a family. If he couldn’t see or hear them, his mind filled with the dead bodies of the X-Men from his universe.
Despite his earbuds, his sensitive ears caught the sound of Laura’s screams.
OR as usual, there's bad guys who want regenerative abilities. They manage to take Laura and Nellie. Wade and Logan have to get them back.
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- Part 5 of long story short (DP&W)
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to feel the sun on your skin by riverzrun
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Jun 2025
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Peter has only ever known the sea.
He spends his days exploring the great wrecks that litter the seafloor, pushing down the loneliness that threatens to consume him whole. His dreams haunted by an impossible man who grows ever closer.
Wade has only ever known the sea.
He spends his days hunting, driven half-mad by a need he doesn't quite understand. His arms outstretched to the depths and desperate for absolution.
The sea knows them both.
And it will see them through to the end.
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The Ballerina by SomedayonBroadway
Fandoms: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies: The Broadway Musical! (2017), Newsies (1992)
14 Jun 2025
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The Spider had taunted them before. Sending them photos of his victims and little notes about how he loved to watch them work to rescue someone else who wouldn’t make it out alive.
They never did.
They’d never found a victim of the Spider alive.
And now he’d come after the one person Jack loved most…
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Red Weaver by KostChaos
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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Peter Parker became Spider-Man after a genetically and magically enhanced spider bit him. Now in a new Universe, his red string of fate is tied to someone new.
Spider-Man in this new universe has been recently killed. Peter decides to fill the role under a new name.
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What Peter Wants by ShadTastic
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc said without thinking, batting his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see, but he was sure the other knew.
"Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary, soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.
'What kind of weirdo is my best friend to say something like that?'
Deadpool gasped, squealing like a schoolgirl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"
Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"
AU parody of "What Women Want" where Wade wakes up suddenly able to hear Peter's thoughts and he uses it to become closer to him.
But when the powers begin getting worse, Wade wishes he could've just learned the normal way.
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Task Force M has successfully killed the Princess Ilana. But at a great cost, one of their own. But somehow, miraculously, Nina Mazursky survives. And now a new threat looms over the horizon. New friend. New foes. And perhaps, the heart and soul of the team has her heart captured by a certain lone wolf. Stay tuned.
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Saint Margaret's Newest Addition by GingerNoSoul
Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Jun 2025
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Saint Margaret's Newest Addition follows Peter as he looks to have a job change. His hope is to infatuate what he believes to be a den of criminals and fight crime before crime happens. But what he learns is this bar isn't what he expected and neither are the patrons. Creating an unlikely friendship in one of those patrons, Wade. Eventual romance and smut!
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Einherjar (singular einheri) - literally "army of one", "those who fight alone"
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Peter is tired. A weary suffocatingly hollow feeling that has sunken into his bones over the years since Strange erased him from the lives of those he cared about. Don't get him wrong he's endlessly grateful to the man, he would sacrifice everything to protect them, but damn was it a horrible thing to put him through in retrospect. Nevertheless he learned from the mistakes he made as a bumbling teenager lost in self righteousness and the need to protect roaring through his suddenly powerful body, keeping his distance from everyone and keeping his identity as Spider Man locked down tight.
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Years after the events of No Way Home Peter is offered the chance to take a break and finally address the issues a lifetime of struggle has left him with. This is an amalgamation of some of my favorite tropes featuring a traumatized and struggling Peter getting some well needed tlc and learning to live for himself instead of what he can do for others.
This is my first fic so any comments are more than welcome!
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Let's Call it Even by Strawberry_alamode
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
30 May 2025
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5 things Deadpool knows for sure:
1- Peter Benjamin Parker is weirdly really hot
2- Spider-man's ass will never quit
3- 1+1=2
4- Peter is dating someone (Probably a certain arachnid)
5- he really shouldn't have taken this stupid contract
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No one told him this contract would involve working! Well, white did, but no one else! This was supposed to be easy: he would stalk Peter for a couple of days, find out everything about him, and get loaded. Peter wasn't supposed to have a charming personality, laugh at Wade's stupid jokes, or be so. fucking. HOT! Wade can make this work; he can woo Peter and have him never know that he's his stalker and still get paid. It should be easy as long as Peter never figures it out.Thank god he's not like a genius or anything.
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Courting Consequences by Omnivorous_WallFlower
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 May 2025
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The courting of one Peter Benjamin Parker by Wade Wilson. The first work in this series is not required reading, but it will definitely make more sense if you do. In short, Peter Parker is an omega who sells his heats to pay for grad school, and Wade Wilson/Deadpool is his new boyfriend and aspiring sugar daddy. Shenanigans and sex ensue.
Any content warnings will be placed in chapter notes. Nothing too intense is planned.
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- Part 2 of Wolf Spider Verse
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鼬鼠发明了能构造梦境的先进科技
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“What’s on your neck?”
“What?” She turned to the skeleton, vindicated but not exactly happy over it.
“Your neck,” he said, motioning towards the portion of charred spine that used to be the back of his. “You’ve got a little…”
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Let’s pretend this takes place in a distant Season 2, where Nina got revived by Khalis and she and Bride eventually started dating - Secretly, tho Bride doesn’t seem to care about that part anymore.
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- Part 4 of FISHBRIDE FOREVER
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Aunt Jemima and The Problem of Being Alive by mochillie
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 May 2025
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Spider-Man crossed his arms. "I’m not hungry.”
“Come on, Twiggy," Deadpool pleaded as he shoved the plate forward. “I labored over these pancakes just for you. Grandma’s recipe!”
Spider-Man twisted towards the kitchen and narrowed his eyes at the box of pancake mix. “Your grandma is Aunt Jemima?”
“Yes, and now I am swooping in like an ethnically diverse knight to feed you! Come on, they're getting cold."
“Fine.” Spider-Man grabbed the plate roughly, pulling it to his chest. He shoved his mask up to his nose and dug the fork into the pancake as if it had personally insulted his mother.
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Deadpool, hopelessly in love with Spider-Man, attempts to rekindle their relationship after a past falling out by inserting himself into the vigilante's life. Chaos ensues as he tries to prove he's changed, but their conflicting morals and Spider-Man's mysterious decline in health make the task far more complicated than he anticipated.
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a common thread by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2025
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Spidey freed his other hand to wrap both arms around Wade's neck, holding him closer than Wade could have ever dreamed. On the off chance that this was a dream, Wade took advantage of the lack of consequences and slid his own arms around Spidey's waist. He squeezed him lightly and got a pleased little wiggle for his efforts.
"Thanks, Webs," Wade rasped.
A nod in reply. And then Spidey stood on his toes to put his mouth directly to Wade's masked ear and whisper, "Miss you."
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Wade does not love and is not loved, so he uses sex as a trap for temporary positive attention. It works, until it doesn't... did it ever?
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- Part 5 of ace week 2025
- Part 32 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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Stop Dying On My Couch by Argvur
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spiderman - Fandom
20 May 2025
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I dont even know man, will this be continued? hopefully! I dont write usually and no ones pre reading this so excuse mistakes lol.
Deadpool saves spiderman from dying in a ditch and we go from there, they fall inlove at some point. Oh and everyone HATES deadpool!
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