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Deadpool already missed the contact. The funny haze in his head had faded minutes ago. He looked down at the corpses and, out of sheer frustration, crushed a skull under his boot. The crack of bone and brain matter splattering wasn’t enough. Not yet. He didn’t want to go back to boredom yet.
He paced the office like a caged animal. He should’ve broken her ankle. He should’ve tied her to the railing.
—Bad Deadpool. Stupid.
He was about to let it go. He could head to Sister Margaret’s, drink his pay, maybe even start a bar fight. That’d distract him for a while. But then something hanging off a chair caught his attention. Just like her, that cheap bag didn’t belong here. Inside he found little: a makeup bag, a small notebook, and an office ID card.
Deadpool grinned wide again. The fun wasn’t over.
—Gentlemen, get ready to make worth the stalking tag.Or
We know how the first month of that “friendship” went.
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- Part 6 of Burnout
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Deadpool ya extrañaba el contacto. La sensación chistosa en su cabeza se había disipado unos minutos atrás. Volvió su vista a los cadáveres y de pura frustración aplastó una cabeza con su bota. El cráneo hizo un estruendoso crack al reventarse y esparcir sus contenidos. Todavía no, Todavía no quería volver al aburrimiento.
Deadpool recorrió la oficina como un animal enjaulado. Debió haberle roto un tobillo, debió haberla amarrado al barandal.
—Deadpool malo. Estúpido.
Iba a dejarlo pasar. Podría irse a Sister margaret’s y beberse la paga, tal vez incluso podría iniciar alguna pelea. Eso lo distraería un poco. Antes de irse, un objeto colgando de una silla le llamó la atención, tal y como ella, ese bolso barato lucía como algo que no debía estar allí. Al acercarse y abrirlo se encontró con poco: un estuche de maquillaje, una pequeña libreta y una tarjeta de identificación del edificio.
Deadpool volvió a sonreír con fuerza. La diversión no había acabado.
—Señores, prepárense para hacer valer el tag de stalking.O
Conocemos como fue el primer mes de esa “amistad”
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- Part 6 of Burnout (Español)
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- Español
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- 12,279
- Chapters:
- 2/3
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Dr. Phosphorus always thought no one would love him again, and he'd be just fine never returning that affection. Then he coughed up flower petals while getting dressed for a diplomatic event that could make or break whether the Commandos are allowed outside of Belle Reve ever again. Turns out, robots count for the rules of hanahaki, and he's not as heartless as he hoped.
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The Relative Strengths and Weaknesses of Oral Sex with Condoms by AiRen707
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel
14 Oct 2025
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Wade shows up at your house drunk and high.
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Peter has spent nearly the entirety of the last decade a slave. He's fought tooth and nail just to stay alive. When freedom finally comes, delivered by the many working hands of the great Pirate King, he'll do anything to keep freedom in his grip. Refusing to allow his status as an Omega define what he can and cannot do, Peter is determined to become one of the most revered pirates known to man - even if that means putting his own life on the line.
Wade has been the feared King of the Pirates for more years now than he can count. When his hunt for Death throws an omega into his lap, he finds himself resisting the temptation to find joy in a life worth living. After all, love never lasts forever and heartache lasts a lifetime.
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investigating a double homicide of a mother and father, supposedly committed by their very own superpowered daughter, you return to the scene of the crime, the family residence, after hours. there had to be something missing; the girl had no motive and was utterly unprovoked.
unfortunately, someone else is in the house.
suddenly you're hauled to a police station in a sort of government vehicle you can't recognize, met with the face of the last person you'd want to see, especially with a case like the one you were focused on now. you're reassigned to Task Force M, assembled only with the prisoners of the non-human internment division. it's not your will; it's your directive.
at Belle Reve, a maximum security prison facility notorious for holding the most deadly supervillains and metahuman criminals, you're introduced to your 'team'... introduced to Doctor Phosphorus.
your higher-ups assign you to the Big Apple to get to the bottom of a crisis of seemingly spontaneous violence, with your dynamic (and rather dysfunctional) team of murderous misfits... except something else is in the air other than pollution and gunpowder.
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- English
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- 1,684
- Chapters:
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Fool for You by ret_wat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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Wade broke up with Peter, then disappeared for two months. Now he’s back, and Peter is losing his fucking mind over it.
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Day 6: Late-night talks by milk_bread_15
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Oct 2025
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Peter hosts a forgotten late-night radio show, where silence fills most of his shift, until a new segment is suddenly added to his routine, still no one is there, except for one, who keeps on calling.
Wade is used to feeling alone, but something about the awkward, nerdy voice on the radio makes the nights a little easier.
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- Part 4 of Flufftober 2025
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New mission. Sorta new team. And Flag thinks it’s a good idea to split up.
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The Saiyan Timelord and The Last Daughter Of Krypton:Dc x Dragonball Fanfic by AzraelTheBloodedge1
Fandoms: Dragon Ball, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, DCU (Comics), Creature Commandos (Cartoon)
30 Sep 2025
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The half Saiyan half Time Lord Kenji thought it was just going to be a normal day Titans Tower but little do you know a trip to God from what changes life.
I did not own dragon ball, I do not own DC Comics, and I don't own Doctor Who. All are owned by the respective companies.
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- Part 3 of Crossover Fanfics
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Peter Parker is Broke, Desperate, and Bad at Making Good Life Choices by Amonbgybbjj
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
30 Sep 2025
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Peter Parker’s life was one giant, grating mess.
Right now, he was in a dark alley, digging through trash behind the deli he used to frequent. Hunger, gnawing and pinching at the sides of his stomach, had become a constant sensation. Weeks passed, his stomach growing louder — the sensation becoming more intense and familiar, the longer he went without an actual meal.
He'd been surviving off three loaves of bread the bakery tossed because they weren't “aesthetically pleasing.” If he was honest, the lumpy bread did look a little unappetizing — but it did the job. Until it didn’t.
Now he was stuck digging through moldy cheese, days-old pizza, and rats that kept nibbling on his fingers.
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At the celebration for the murder of Ilana Rostivic, the Creature Commandos(what is left of them, at least), drink and endure the company of a big party. Doctor Phosphorus gets answers to his questions about G.I. Robot.
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in the past by brokentable
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
07 Sep 2025
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“I can’t believe you just called me gross though. Isn’t Spider-Man supposed to be nice and friendly?”
Spidey shrugs, clearly not caring about being nice or friendly at that moment. “Maybe we should call it quits for tonight.”
Wade actually feels disappointment bubbling in his stomach, but he can’t think of any good reasons for them to seek out criminals if there aren’t any out and about. “Sick of me already, baby?”
or, The man who wants nothing more than to die meets the man who's trying to live again.
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Take What You Can Get by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Sep 2025
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Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.
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Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.
A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.
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Come a Little Bit Closer by buffypeppers
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
27 Aug 2025
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There's cash in front of him, a briefcase full of it, to be more precise. There are also documents strewn over the table, containing all the proof needed to make it easier for Deadpool to accept the contract. There's also a photograph and a name: Peter Parker.
Or: Deadpool's hired to kill Peter Parker, former CEO of the now bankrupt Parker Industries, and Wade decides he better ask his trusted superhero crush Spider-Man—and Parker's former bodyguard—if his ex-boss really deserves a katana to the chest.
Things are much more complicated.
Spider-Man wanted to say something and make sure that corny line wouldn’t be the last one he heard, but his whole body felt like a bruise being pressed down. The man was opening his mouth to let out something evil and abnormally personal against Spider-Man, when a voice came down the dark alley.
“But the record keeps playing the same old song.” Spider-Man and the bad guy turned their heads to the mouth of the alley. They couldn’t see anyone, but the male voice sang on. “They say aha, aha. Keep your hands off my girl.”
Peter’s head thumped against the wall. “No. Just… no. Do me a favor, just crush my windpipe."
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I never grew up (it's getting so old) by WiltingRain
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
25 Aug 2025
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Peter took a deep breath, absentmindedly rubbing the bruise on his wrist. It was a fresh one. In fact, he had gotten it just that morning.
He hadn't been Spider-Man at the time.
Of course, he was used to it. He was strong. He could take a few hits if it meant protecting the younger kids.
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Peter Parker, a 15 year old foster kid, Spider-Man, gets a job at The Hellhouse. Chaos ensues.
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Easy they come, easy they go
I jump from the train, I ride off alone
I never grew up, it's getting so old
Help me hold onto you
I've been the archer
I've been the prey
Who could ever leave me, darling?
But who could stay?
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I'd Rather Break My Skull Open Than Say The L-word (remastered) by Riskque
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Aug 2025
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I am the original author of this fic and basically lost access to everything but it's ok because I'm back and better than ever! I've edited and added some to the original chapters and also have a new chapter for you all! Smut is still loading but it won't take years! I prommy
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"Weasel is sweating his hermit ass balls off, climbing up the fire escape, with 7 pounds of C4, in 90 degree heat, in JEANS. All because he forgot his fucking-
"HEY WEAS!"
Ok, haha, very funny God, you're just laughing it up huh? Is it "make ol' Jack regret not being aborted" day? Nana is visiting NEXT week anyways.
"WEAS BABY, I NEED TO HAVE A COMPLETELY SERIOUS UNSEXY CHAT WITH YOU!"
"Fuck off Wade."
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And Blackguard, Too by niichts
Fandoms: The Suicide Squad (2021), Suicide Squad (2016), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), Suicide Squad (Comics)
23 Aug 2025
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Blackguard had heard of Task Force X. Pretty much everyone in Belle Reve had. That didn't mean he was in a hurry to join it, though.
Still, silver lining. He'll be getting time out of his cell, fresh air and the chance to meet new people on the tropical island of Corto Maltese.
It's just a shame most of them will be trying to kill him.
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The events of Deadpool except with Logan instead of Vanessa.
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Testing Gone Wrong [Water Inflation] by Started_With_Kovu
Fandoms: Furry (Fandom), Inflation - Fandom
14 Aug 2025
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A group of programmers are designing a fully automated feeding system. A weasel, named Tommy, is the first to test the system out. Leading to some very bloated results. The other's in the team try their best to stop the system, as more and more water is pumped down Tommy's throat. And you'll have to read the rest to find out what happens next. I hope you enjoy reading it just as much as I enjoyed writing it ;)