weatheredwaffle
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Take What You Can Get by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Sep 2025
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Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.
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Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.
A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.
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an inch away from more than just friends (touch me, baby) by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Feb 2025
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Peter wants Wade. He wants his hands and his body, yes, but more than anything he wants Wade’s face. His eyes on him as he takes Peter apart, his lips on his skin, his tongue in Peter’s mouth. And he can't have that if the man will not take off his suit.
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gorging myself on you, still can't get full (insatiable) by sobsicles
Fandoms: Supernatural
26 Jun 2021
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"Fine, whatever. Love you too, asshole. I hope you enjoy your walk home with your stupid, grainy bread. Taking Nature's Own a little too much to heart, but sure," Dean tells him, flashing him a sarcastic smile and swiveling around in the aisle to march away. He throws out something over his shoulder, careless and barbed. "I'm not paying for that shitty cardboard."
Dean's three aisles over when he realizes what, precisely, he said. Thankfully, when he comes to this conclusion, he's holding a box of poptarts, so when he fumbles and drops them to the floor, it's not a huge mess. He stares down at the slightly dented box of Brown Sugar Poptarts, and he has a very swift and very unshakeable crisis right there and then.
Love you too, asshole.
No, no, no. Why would he say that? Why would he do that? In the middle of the goddamn grocery store while arguing about bread? That's not—that can't be how it happens. That can't be.
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08 Sep 2025
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“Take me,” Dean says. He doesn’t have to think about it. “Take me as your vessel, Cas.”
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or: Cas is cursed into an endless sleep. Dean offers himself up as his vessel while they try to break it.
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06 Sep 2025
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It’s September 18, 2008. Castiel is being deployed to rescue Dean Winchester from Hell.
He lands in Dean Winchester’s motel room in 2003. Things go from there.
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05 Sep 2025
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to hold my name on your tongue by cactusfinch
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
30 Aug 2021
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“He’s had many names, served many kings, faked countless deaths, waiting for you. Pyotr Kirigan is just the latest in a long line of aliases.”
On the night of the Winter Fete Baghra brings Alina's world crashing down. But, armed with a single truth in a web of lies, Alina asks a few more questions and gains a few more answers. She knows that Mal is depending on her, that all of Ravka is, and so she begins to weave a web of her own. But where does the truth end and the lie begin?
Or: Alina takes a different path, and she drags all of Ravka with her.Series
- Part 1 of to hold my name on your tongue
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19 Aug 2025
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#HeySpiderMan by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2022
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The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.
Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.
Wade aims to fix that.
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13 May 2025