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    You know the classic 'Deadpool doesn't trigger the spider sense' trope.
    It's romantic. I like it.

    Now, imagine you are Spider-Man, and you rely on your spider-sense to survive.
    It has saved you lots of times. If it screws up, even once, you're dead.
    And then Deadpool shows up, and every other sense screams 'danger' and your spider-sense... Doesn't seem to work?
    That's scary.

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    “Aw, you almost sound worried Spidey.” Deadpool coos in reply, the back of his gloved hand smearing the blood over his busted lip and jaw. “It’s nothing a little regeneration won’t fix.”

    It hadn't quite struck him that the man felt pain the pain of it all, he seemed to walk right into danger and accept the violence and pain that awaited him. Seeing him now, bleeding for him in a bid to save Peter from injury he wonders why such sentiments hadn't stuck before this had occurred. And maybe he had been hit in the head on that fall, because the sight of him bloodied and arrogant only served a reminder that he often pretending not to sense. That the power Wade held himself with was enticing.

    Peter shakes his head as if to dislodge the stray traitorous thought. “Obviously. Just making sure.”

    ////

    After a mission goes unexpectedly south, Deadpool comes to protect Spiderman and that was the start of a slew of confusing and conflicting emotions he brought out in Peter. Did his recent missions with Wade only encourage the other man that they were friends? Better yet, was Deadpool actually stalking Peter or was that just his anxiety of this mess?

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    (Belated April Fools - The AU nobody asked for: post-break-up Deadpool/Robert, eventual Flambert.)

    “Hi, guys,” Robert says, buttoning up his shirt, hiding the flush running underneath. “This is Wade. Wade, this is the Z-Team.”
    “Oooh,” scarred fingers reach for Wade’s mask to lower it, revealing even more scars around his lips. Invisigirl must notice too, because she instantly averts her eyes. It’s way worse than looking at Chad’s stumps. Robert… Robert must have really loved the man, Chad thinks, sniffing.
    “It’s nice to meet my baby boy’s new team!”
    “Baby-what?” Alice all but screeches, voice higher than normal, making Chad flinch.

    Chad is not happy about Robert's ex...

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    When the Dursleys abandon young Harry at an orphanage, fate takes a sharp turn. At nearly seven, Harry catches the eye of billionaire genius Tony Stark during a PR visit. What starts as an impulsive decision becomes life-changing, as Tony adopts him. Growing up with Iron Man as a father, Harry’s destiny merges magic, technology, and heroism in ways no one could predict.

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    Deadpool has a dream: a big, happy, glitter-bombed family made up of the world’s most dangerous superheroes. So naturally, he starts adopting the Avengers. Emotionally. Legally. Sometimes magically.

    He's slowly going through the Avengers and family-ing them up. And Peter Parker? He’s stuck in the middle of this found-family fever dream just trying not to cry or die.

    Featuring legally questionable contracts, chaotic game nights, blood-oathed Nerf wars, and more dad jokes than the multiverse can tolerate.

    Welcome to the Deadpool Family Plan™: no refunds, no survivors, all vibes.

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    wade’s been keeping something from you about his job, it shouldn’t be too bad, right?

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    Deadpool is thrown into Stu's party in Woodsboro, where chaos ensues.

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    “Sure,” Peter said. “Why not? Glitter grenade.”

    “We can make this a real party!!” Deadpool spread his arms out and started spinning, like a little kid playing airplanes, in a world of his own. Peter decided the only way to deal with the chaos was just run with it. That seemed to be Matt's policy, although he did wonder if maybe following Matt's policy here was a bad idea. Matt apparently knew this man. His common sense was suspect.

    (art at the end)

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    guys... i promise i still like ateez, i've just been in a weird phase of my cycle where all i want is alejandro saab's deadpool... like badly.

    inspired by this gwa audio: https://soundgasm.net/u/Agent_Eff/M4F-You-Pissed-Off-The-Wrong-Individual-Snuff

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    Because if Metropolis is too organized for Deadpool, Gotham might be exactly the kind of hell where he feels at home.

    (Legal disclaimer: no editorial rules survived this story.)

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    Logan just wants to watch the football game. Wade does not want to watch the football game.

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    Daniel Jones is Wade's best friend who sometimes tolerate his unique stupidity until his ideas change their lives completely where she thanks him or kill him.

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    Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.

    --

    Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.

    A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.

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    After the blip everything went from bad to absolutely horrible, in an attempt to save the young vigilante. Dr. Strange sent Peter to another world, to another universe when no one could hurt him. Peter woke up with his whole body in pain and not knowing where he was, since everything looked similar and different at the same time. Peter would find himself trying to survive in Gotham and having a Bat family behind him and mostly more important, his own mind and thoughts.

    Before Peter could died on the blip, Dr. Strange sent him to a different world, thinking it would be the best for him instead of dying i the arms of his mentor…Oh, who wrong he was.

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    Yugi is living a normal life after high school but is trying to make ends meet at the moment, he put up an online ad for roommates, and well, a chaotic spandex-wearing figure comes crashing through the front door. Yugi wonders if it's too late to rescind that ad.

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    If there's one thing that Rosie, this universe's Spider-Woman, can NOT stand, it's being told something is too difficult when she knows she can do it. That, and being infantilized.

    So when both of those things happen, following a debate with the Avengers regarding whether or not Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool, should be part of the team, Rosie only leaves with a single goal in mind: proving these suckers wrong.

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    As Deadpool and Wolverine have settled into their new lives post-movie, a friend (?) shows up, asking for their help, and they get sent on a mission across the multiverse, that could decide the fate for the entire MCU.

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    When Deadpool decides he’s Peter Parker’s “fun, responsible, chimichanga-providing guardian,” the line between custody hearing and full-blown circus blurs. Tony Stark tries to maintain order. Spoiler: he fails spectacularly. Featuring mop buckets, sock puppets, churros, and the MCU payroll. You’ve been warned.

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    Spider-Man is stuck in an interrogation room… until Deadpool bursts in with katanas, glitter, and a chicken on a secret spy mission. Matt Murdock tries to keep things calm, but chaos escalates faster than you can say “property damage.” Explosions of sarcasm, homicidal parenting, and superhero-level mayhem ensue, leaving the NYPD, raccoons, and literally everyone else questioning reality. Buckle up for the world’s loudest, most glittery, and absolutely unhinged rescue mission ever.

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    Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:

    “Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
    “Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
    Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
    “That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
    The woman nods once.
    “So it shall be,” she says.

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