1 - 20 of 1,055 Bookmarked Items in Weasel

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. *

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.

    And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.

    But then one night, his skin turned blue.

    (If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    173,457
    Chapters:
    29/35
    Collections:
    85
    Comments:
    2,975
    Kudos:
    16,013
    Bookmarks:
    5,584
    Hits:
    447,774
  2. *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Don’t worry,” Wade tells him. Summer in the city is blissful, but none of that elation is displayed in the dismal gray sky or the frantic traffic below them. “I’m sure that one day, somebody’ll come to punish me for all the things I’ve done in my life. I just don’t recognize anybody who can.”

    Peter reaches forward. Wraps his fingers around his arm. Holds him to hold him. “But I don’t want your punishment.”

    He wants his health. He wants his happiness. He wants him.

    “I want your recovery. And I don’t-” His grip tightens. “I don’t know how to help you.”

    Wade takes his hand and presses it against his heart.

    “This,” He admits, a smile ghosting across his lips. “This is how.”

    After Doctor Strange’s spell and month after month of starved depression, the last thing Peter needs is Deadpool settling down in Queens with a beyond-the-grave mission from Tony Stark to “find and protect the kid”. Hoping to distract him from finding his identity, he develops an alliance with the mercenary. Then a friendship. Then a crush. With lines getting crossed and connections growing deeper, by the time Peter realizes he's fallen in love, it's far too late to back out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    235,917
    Chapters:
    48/48
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,279
    Kudos:
    2,029
    Bookmarks:
    479
    Hits:
    92,305
  3. *

    Tags
    Summary

    The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.

    Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...

    All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    137,620
    Chapters:
    22/25
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    1,015
    Kudos:
    2,607
    Bookmarks:
    519
    Hits:
    76,575
  4. *

    Tags
    Summary

    "So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"

    Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"

    "Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."

    Logan blinks. "Oh."

    (In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    259
    Kudos:
    1,464
    Bookmarks:
    399
    Hits:
    11,327
  5. *

    Tags
    Summary

    He loses himself in swallowing gasoline and baseball bats and the thrill of gunfire.

    He feels himself burning and he lets it happen–he lets his matchbox teeth scrape against his sandpaper tongue and he sets himself on fire. He sets himself on fire so as he swings he is a comet of righteous fury, of justice and oaths bound between the lips of tragedy. He sets himself on fire so that he can be a beacon of light, a safe harbor for shivering, sobbing people.

    Spider Man is a vigilante.

     

    Whumptober day nineteen-"I'm not as stupid as you think I am"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,448
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    2,417
    Bookmarks:
    488
    Hits:
    15,603
  6. *

    Tags
    Summary

    After Harry gets pushed through the Veil of Death, he finds himself in a universe full of muggles, mutants, and mutates.

    With no money and nothing but the clothes on his back, he turns to the one profitable thing drilled into him practically since birth: Violence.

    Now working as a mercenary and healer for hire at Sister Margaret's, Harry is free to do and be whatever he wants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,932
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    610
    Bookmarks:
    210
    Hits:
    6,220
  7. *

    Tags
    Summary

    "The rest of the team had backed up to watch the show, surprise on their faces as they saw who they thought would be a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed teenager, but was instead a tired-looking adult with bags deeper than the Mariana trench under his irritated eyes."

     

    Tony Stark thinks of Peter Parker as an innocent, starry-eyed teen who needs his guidance and mentorship.
    Peter Parker is a perpetually tired 23-year-old college senior who has to deal with 2 idiots, and now a guy gunning to be his dad.

    Can you guess how this turns out?
    (Spoiler Alert: Not Good)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    4,391
    Bookmarks:
    591
    Hits:
    33,831
  8. *

    Summary

    Before Tony could reach out, Spider-man met Daredevil.

    Really just me writing about Spider-man teaming up with others characters I love.

    Words:
    41,656
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    545
  9. 41

    Tags
    Summary

    What if the spider bit somewhere else? What if the venom went straight into the brain? What if Peter didn't react well to the bite? What if Norman caught him? What if he became a test subject to avoid endangering his aunt and uncle financially? What if Spider-Man never existed? (Or what if he did but it changed just a bit)

    Recluse exists now. Peter Parker exists. Who is Peter Parker? The databases and information are gone, wiped, officials are paid to keep their mouths clamped shut less they risk a bullet to their brain.

    Fury is... curious. Which isn't a good thing. It's never a good thing to have Fury curious. The chairs are intimidated and that also isn't great. And worse of all, the newest avenger... Iron lad... is slightly endeared by this vigilant.

    Just who the hell is Recluse? Why does he have so many friends in high and low places?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,866
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    6,814
  10. *

    Tags
    Summary

    { Do you think they’re dating? }

    Wade stopped in his tracks, wrestling with the thought. It made sense he wouldn’t want to jeopardize that by revealing too much to anyone else, especially a wildcard like Wade. If Webs was truly dating Peter, it meant they had something special, something that made Spidey feel safe enough to share his secret. And Wade couldn’t deny it; the idea of someone else being close to his best friend made his gut twist in an unfamiliar way.

    [ He trusted a civilian over us? ]

    He shook his head, trying to dispel the thoughts. It wasn’t about him. This was Spidey’s life, his choice.

    --

    Or: Spider-Man has been ignoring Deadpool, and Wade's snooping leads to some unexpected truths.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,335
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    1,067
    Bookmarks:
    120
    Hits:
    11,722
  11. *

    Tags
    Summary

    It’s an accident.

    Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,586
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    222
    Kudos:
    1,946
    Bookmarks:
    403
    Hits:
    12,695
  12. *

    Summary

    The Xavier Household and the Rogers-Stark Household are neighbors.

    Words:
    40,890
    Works:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    170
  13. *

    Summary

    In many ways, Peter and Wade couldn’t be more different. But a piece of one’s soul recognizes its reflection in the other’s, and something incomprehensible pulls them together and keeps them inextricably bound.

    An epic journey in two parts.

    Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this, too, was a gift.

    Words:
    325,546
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    289
  14. *

    Tags
    Summary

    Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.

    Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.

    We do what we must.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,134
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    1,471
    Kudos:
    9,661
    Bookmarks:
    2,842
    Hits:
    160,454
  15. *

    Tags
    Summary

    Everyone forgot Peter after the spell, no big deal. Except he didn't have any documents so he couldn't get an apartment or job. When he was out at patrol with Deadpool and Wade mentioned his friend who owned a merc bar needed a bartender, he thought yeah, sure, lets check it out.

    Or Peter works at Sister Margaret's, Weasel, Wade and everyone else worry about him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,591
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    2,107
    Bookmarks:
    458
    Hits:
    36,363
  16. 82

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter’s having one of those days. The kind only Peter Parker could have—where everything that can go wrong, does. But sometimes, the universe throws him a bone. This time, that bone happens to be 6'5", mouthy, wrapped head-to-toe in red leather and kevlar with a Spider-Man obsession.

    Lucky Peter. Maybe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,437
    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    5,934
  17. 64

    Tags
    Summary

    “So what you’re telling me is that there are these dildos in the future— I’m so tickled about that by the way, that the world has gone completely Crapsack but people still bone with toys that should be name branded and hey do you think I can trademark my dick— and the myth goes that they’re actually real fucking dicks that Apocalypse cut off a guy.”

    Nate slings an arm over his eyes and mutters at the ceiling. “The stories go that he grew them back every night. Kinda like your Prometheus.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,631
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    282
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    3,066
    • 29 Nov 2025

      Public Bookmark

    • 11 Sep 2025

      Rec

    • 08 Jun 2025

      Public Bookmark

      Bookmark Notes:

      kyehehehe

    • 06 Jan 2025

      Public Bookmark

    • 25 Sep 2024

      Public Bookmark

      Bookmark Notes:

      Tab A
      bonehandledknife (ladywinter), reyiosa

      Summary:

      “So what you’re telling me is that there are these dildos in the future— I’m so tickled about that by the way, that the world has gone completely Crapsack but people still bone with toys that should be name branded and hey do you think I can trademark my dick— and the myth goes that they’re actually real fucking dicks that Apocalypse cut off a guy.”

      Nate slings an arm over his eyes and mutters at the ceiling. “The stories go that he grew them back every night. Kinda like your Prometheus.”

  18. 6

    Tags
    Summary

    Here Peter parker sits in the cold Central Park in New York City.

    On Thanksgiving day with nothing but his backpack, coat and camera.

    He never thought he would end up lonely on such an important holiday.

    And to be homeless at that.

    But then a stranger with a warm smile and scars aligning his face decides to sit next to him handing him a cup of hot chocolate in 40 degree weather.

     

    This story is on going. So updates will be made every other week or two. Also for editing purposes. I will update two chapters at a time then go back to edit some mistakes. So if you see some things missed know I am a one man show and you can let me know as well if you have ideas or suggestions even. :)

    thank you for reading it along the way :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,483
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    579
  19. *

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter’s headache is only growing worse. He has no idea where he is, no recollection of the past 24 hours, and is stuck inside a small, cramped space with Deadpool.

    And, apparently, a slumped, unconscious lump of a man. What the heckaroonie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,250
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    17
    Comments:
    192
    Kudos:
    7,391
    Bookmarks:
    1,481
    Hits:
    89,101
  20. *

    Tags
    Summary

    After serving his 20 years in the Marine Corps, Wade Wilson is cashing in his GI Bill and going back to college. He feels like the old man on campus, but that doesn't matter. He likes his classes. He likes learning. And he especially likes his Chemistry professor with the messy brown hair.

    (COMPLETE!!)

    [(Tags updated. Trigger Warnings are on all chapters containing sensitive content.)]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,177
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    1,209
    Kudos:
    6,240
    Bookmarks:
    1,485
    Hits:
    102,585

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation