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    Marlene McKinnon is a mess. She can’t sleep, she’s almost certainly going to fail all her NEWTs, and she’s 99% sure that if they don’t win the Quidditch Cup this year James Potter will throw himself headfirst off the Astronomy Tower. On top of all that, there’s a war on, yet their professors seem determined to pretend that the biggest problem any of them are facing is finding a Ministry internship. Marlene’s final year at Hogwarts has barely started, and she’s already pretty sure it couldn’t get any worse—that is, until she shows up for her first Potions class and hears the assignment.
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    Dorcas Meadowes is a stone-cold bitch. At least, that’s what everyone says. She doesn’t need well-meaning professors or overeager classmates or teammates or boyfriends or friends. She doesn’t need anything except to be left alone, the way she likes, until the day she finally leaves school. And she certainly doesn’t need Marlene McKinnon, with her sharp tongue and her snorting laugh and her stupid shiny hair, who seems intent on ruining everything that Dorcas has been working towards for the past two years.

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    26 Apr 2023

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    Heartbreakingly beautiful

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    dorlene wrong number texting fic!!!

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    26 Apr 2023

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    New obsession

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    Recently, Ava had been watching Youtube videos on mindfulness in an effort to try to increase the percentage of her thoughts she was able to keep just in her head. That training was about to fail her spectacularly. “One of the nuns is kind of cute.”

    Mary’s fingers paused mid stitch. Ava’s fork paused halfway to her mouth as her brain caught up with what she’d just said.

    “Ava, what the fu—”

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    Ava has to spend several weeks in a church archive. The person running the archive is a nun, and also hot. She is totally normal and respectful about this.

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    22 Feb 2023

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    How do you win when your childhood frenemy is an immortal, bloodthirsty tribrid with her humanity off and the one person you and everyone you care about can’t live without?

    You can’t. You can only lose.

    (Josie returns to the Salvatore Boarding School and finds that things aren’t where she left them. Landon is dead, Hope is gone, and Josie? Josie can’t sleep at night.)

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    17 Nov 2021

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    No humanity hope, Josie explaining and understanding emotions - relatable and useable, EMOTIONLESS HOPE PERFECTION, 2nd person

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    Twelve years have passed since Regina had bitterly divorced her wife and been crowned Mayor of Storybrooke, Queen of the Realms. Twelve years have passed since Emma had made her getaway and found a new career hunting magical monsters in the Land Without Magic. Twelve years have passed since each woman had adopted an identical little girl from an alternate realm.

    Now, those two little girls are poised to meet. And they are not going to let anything come between their family and happily ever after, whether their mothers like it (or know it) or not.

    (Why, yes, this is a Parent Trap AU!)

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    06 Oct 2021