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Sanji is super stressed out. Zoro tries to help by giving him cryptic instructions to visit their resident sniper. Nothing goes as planned and everyone is more than fine with it.
This is ENTIRELY self-indulgent. I wrote it exclusively because I wanted it for me and I'm posting it in the off chance that someone else will be into it but I doubt it lol.
THE STORY IS DONE!!
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23 Mar 2025
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Left with only three other crew mates, it’s a ready expectation that Sanji will start fawning all over Robin in his usual obnoxious way. However, that’s not what happens. Instead, looking wild around the eyes in a way only someone who knows him well would recognize, the cook doesn’t break stride until he’s firmly within Zoro’s orbit and can wrap both hands around his upper arm, clinging tight.
“Hi, darling,” he chirps, his expression desperately conveying that Zoro needs to play along under pain of death. “Did you miss me?”
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04 May 2023
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You Give Me Fever by michi_thekiller for stupid_drawings
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
05 May 2013
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Thou givest fever when we kisseth, fever with thy flaming youth
Fever I'm afire; fever, yea, I burn forsooth
"He's the kind of boy you want to take apart."Gratuitous Greaserlock. It's essentially 16k of mostly-porn. Warnings for underage sex between teens.
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19 Sep 2022
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Like Onions and Sad Silktraders by TinyThoughts
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Feb 2022
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"Geeeraalt," Jaskier complains loudly. "I can't wear this shirt. It is disgusting. It smells!"
Geralt lifts his eyebrows and looks at the bard, who is wearing his disgusting, smelly shirt because he decided to fall into the lake with his own. Jaskier blushes under the scrutiny but doesn't relent.
"I mean it! I smell like horse! And sweat! And onions!"OR: Jaskier keeps making Geralt smell his shirt, and they are both pining idiots about it
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24 May 2022
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Peonies by Taro_Tea for wintersblight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Apr 2021
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The same room is available, and it’s just as perfect. The view, for one thing.
Of course, the night skyline is stunning. All glimmering and shrouded over with faintly purple clouds that soak up city lights and smudge them out, the flickering of streetlights and headlamps and lights turned on and off through the windows of apartments while people shift through their evening routines.
It’s got nothing on Shouta, and the silvery line painted along his eyelids and flicking out with his lashes.
This man fits into his space like he’s got it memorised. Tucked right in against his front, head barely coming up to his chin - but solid, so much more muscular and curved than he is. The same trim waist he’s admired before, and his hands itch to fit around it again.
“Come on,” and it’s a little amused, light, “I don’t mind wandering hands.”
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01 May 2022