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I Ain't Afraid Of No Bed by xalandrix for chiral_lesbian
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jul 2025
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Ghostly sexual extortion is simply an occupational hazard in this line of work.
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20 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy's Guide to Decadent Living by saltwatergarden
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Aug 2025
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Draco Malfoy writes a popular advice column under the pseudonym Sybaris, dispensing decadent musings on desire, indulgence, and the art of living beautifully. He doesn’t expect to become captivated by one of his anonymous letter-writers who is wry, thoughtful, and increasingly intimate.
Harry Potter, adrift after the war and tired of being the world's reluctant savior, has become a recluse, hiding from headlines and people alike. Writing to Sybaris begins as a lark. It turns into a lifeline.
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Bookmarked by Hungrysaurus_vexed
05 Jan 2026
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Crack open the journal no one was ever meant to see: a chaotic, glittering descent into the mind of one Draco Malfoy—overdramatic, hopelessly romantic, and catastrophically obsessed with one Harry James Potter.
Told through private entries, unhinged doodles, self-indulgent smutty fanfiction, and spiraling inner monologues, this is not a love story. It’s a situation. A hilariously dramatic, embarrassingly thirsty, painfully sincere situation—the kind that will have you laughing through secondhand mortification on every page
Welcome to Draco Malfoy’s heart. It’s a disaster. You’re going to love it.
Bookmarked by Hungrysaurus_vexed
22 Dec 2025
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What even is this!!! I can’t handle the humor 😭
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Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.
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Bookmarked by Hungrysaurus_vexed
30 Jul 2025
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter don't like each other. It's just a convenient arrangement.