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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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After the battle at MAC-Z, Mike and Will talk about what just happened... but not before Mike gets all stupidly jealous of Robin. (Isn't she too old for Will anyway?! Why are they smiling at each other?! Mike does NOT like this.)
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08 Dec 2025
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Barb Holland's Definitive Rankings of Hawkins High Boys by PhoenixTalon
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Sep 2023
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At a drunken sleepover, Barb Holland, Chrissy Cunningham, Nancy Wheeler, and Robin Buckley craft a list ranking the bedroom skills of the boys of Hawkins High. It's all fun and games until the list is leaked.
Billy is pissed because his name is at the bottom. Eddie is confused because his name is at the top. Steve and Jonathan come up with an unorthodox solution to raise BOTH of their rankings.
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04 Dec 2025
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Jake woke up and couldn’t figure out what he was looking up at. It wasn’t a natural material - neither the leaves and branches of hometree nor the shimmering leaf of his hammock. It also wasn’t the industrial ceiling of one of the research stations where he might have been taken had been injured somewhere out in the jungle. No, this was looking distinctly human, and Earth-like.
He made to get up but immediately fell out of bed when his legs didn’t respond. His very human legs. In his very human bed. In his old bedroom before he had shipped out to Pandora. There was a knock at the door. “Jake, you okay?” a familiar voice called out.
His heart nearly stopped. “Yeah, I’m fine, Tommy,” he called back before his brother could enter the room.
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Or: Jake falls asleep on Pandora a year after Avatar 1. Jake wakes up on Earth several months before he is to leave on the long journey to Pandora. Jake promptly tracks down Norm and does things better this time around. (Eywa's solution to disaster is to send everyone back in time).
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19 Nov 2025
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The Na’vi is tall. As Jake’s eyes flit from the bow slung over her shoulders to the knife as long as his arm that she clutches in her four-fingered hand, he understands instantly at that moment that it was not out of the kindness of her heart that she intervened.
‘Thank you’ sits in his mouth, but he dares not break the heavy silence between them, and all confidence that he had dissipates the second she stands to her full height and towers over him.
Stranded, injured and alone in the jungles of Pandora, Jake is left behind. Neytiri won't make that same mistake.
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