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“I mean,” Deidara growls, “you’re you from the future.”
“Of course I am,” Itachi says, like Deidara is a bit slow.
“And I’m me from the future,” Deidara continues, feeling a bit hysterical. Whatever Itachi did with the chakra nexus on the forbidden island, it ended with both of them traveling through time. “What the F––,” Deidara yells, and then tries to punch Itachi in the face again.
OR: Deidara unwillingly signs up for Itachi's personal time-travel fix-it fic.
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26 Oct 2025
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The Unspeakables think inter-universal travel is dangerous because it might cause information contamination or an increase in universal entropy. But, for Teddy Lupin, the real reason people shouldn't travel between universes is the chance that they might fall in love with a person who shouldn't exist—a person who is supposed to feel like Teddy's brother, not like his perfect match.
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06 Oct 2025
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At The End of The Rope by shiftylinguini for iamisaac (sabethea)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2017
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Everyone presents in the springtime of their fifteenth year, and no one was more excited about this than James ― or more disappointed when it didn’t happen. But that’s okay, at twenty-two he’s now made peace with being an Absent Presentation, and with his conviction that no one in their right mind would want to be with or claim someone like him, least of all the person he really wants. He’s got his work and his right hand, and even if he sometimes thinks about what it would be like to be honest with Teddy about how he feels, he knows he couldn’t bear the rejection ― at least, that’s what he tells himself when he can’t get to sleep at night.
But all that is tested after a run-in with an overzealous admirer and a routine Auror call-out gone drastically wrong. As James is left now presenting in full as an Omega, and bound to stay in Teddy’s presence, the careful balancing act he’s built his life around grows more precarious by the second.
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05 Oct 2025
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Guess I'll Die by aibidil
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
04 Jan 2019
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Albus’s life is as it has always been; he’s trying not to let on that he’s in love with his best friend while also having to dodge tickling spells hurled at his groin during duelling practice. But then he and Scorpius are hit with an illegal hex—they have to have sex, or the curse will deplete their magical life-force. It’ll be fine, Albus thinks. They will have sex and then pretend it never happened. No big deal. Right?
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04 Oct 2025
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When he was nine years old, young Timothy Drake's family decided to move to a small town in Kansas...
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27 Sep 2025
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Clark Kent and his Robins (and his favorite Bat) by Zell_Hatoule
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DC Extended Universe
12 Apr 2023
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Due to shenanigans that Clark cannot possibly comprehend, let alone understand, Bruce has somehow talked him into being Batman for a week.
And then it keeps happening.
Or.
How Clark Kent and Batman choose to protect what they love.
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24 Sep 2025
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Tim Drake receives his soulmate words at nine.
He meets Dick Grayson by chance when he's seventeen, and chooses not to ruin the kid's life by keeping it to himself... only for Dick to fall for him anyways.
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Day 6: Protectiveness
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- Part 5 of if(touched by love's own secret)
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14 Sep 2025
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Nine year old Tim Drake did not want a babysitter this summer. All he wanted to do was get a head start on his studies during the day & photograph Batman & Robin at night. He certainly did not want a babysitter in the form of the annoyingly cheerful teenager neighbor, Dick Grayson.
[originally published april 2012]
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- Part 1 of Seasons
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14 Sep 2025
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Gotham Ghoul by SapphyWatchesYouSleep (JupiterMelichios)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Tokyo Ghoul
27 Aug 2018
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Jason thought being put together out of spare parts meant he was the world's only human-ghoul hybrid. That was, until a child turned up on the Manor doorstep claiming to be Bruce's son.
A Tokyo Ghoul AU
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- Part 1 of Gotham Ghoul
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03 Sep 2025
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It’s like a hundred ninety-nine degrees by feyburner
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
16 Apr 2024
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He can’t remember how it started, later.
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02 Sep 2025
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Jason's gone and Tim finds that he's the only one who thinks it wasn't on purpose.
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02 Sep 2025
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I loved thee, though I told thee not, (--Right earlily and long,) by llamallamaduck for Hallowtide
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2023
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The news that Timothy Drake, Gotham’s cryptid millionaire, has shot the Joker dead during a public live-stream hits the world like a freight train—and that is just the opening salvo of his bugfuck plan.
Maybe there exists, in the multiverse, a configuration of Jason Todd who will weather this with decorum, dignity and self-respect. This version of Jason Todd decides that the life of an academic is not, really, all that rewarding. In contrast, the life of Timothy Drake’s live-in house-husband is looking more appealing by the second.
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- Part 14 of Set in Batman-verse
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21 Aug 2025
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Tim and Jason go undercover as a just-married couple celebrating their honeymoon in order to catch a high-profile drug lord. Hand-holding, kissing, secret rendezvous and bed sharing ahead.
OR: The JayTimWeek prompt I never posted, filled with all of my favorite tropes, inspired by Lana Del Rey’s song - Honeymoon
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18 Aug 2025
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“Take off your mask,” the clan head demanded. He might as well have ordered Kakashi to strip naked – to reveal his face to all these strangers felt as vulnerable as baring his neck to a sword. “You will not be allowed to hide your face here, Sharingan-thief.”
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Kakashi gets misplaced in time and taken in by the Uchiha clan during the warring era, thanks to the mysterious one-armed man, Sasuke.
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17 Mar 2025
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A Study in Choices and Second Chances by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2020
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When Sirius runs away in 1976, Regulus starts writing him letters he never intends to send. They're simply a way to talk about all the things he can't say out loud to anyone - a chronicle of his descent into the Death Eaters, and the eventual realisation that he made all the wrong choices.
In 1997, Harry is searching for the Locket-Horcrux at Grimmauld Place. Instead, he finds a stack of yellowed parchment that not only tells a tale that's more captivating than it has any right to, but might also hold the key to information on the remaining Horcruxes. Regulus Black installed a failsafe.
Though neither Regulus, nor Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Sirius expected the result of the ritual to be quite this literal. With an Ex-Death Eater who was assumed to be dead in their midst, the Horcrux-hunt goes a bit differently. Regulus is mostly conflicted if his unexpected second chance is really worth all the trouble his company keeps putting him in.
Spoiler: It is. He just likes to complain.Series
- Part 1 of Regulus/Harry Stories
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28 Jan 2025
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Twenty Years Of Knives. by Itty_Bitty_Albatross
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
19 Mar 2014
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Percy is thirteen when he's Reaped for the Hunger Games, and he feels what it's like to drown on dry land.
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29 Dec 2024
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Creations by orphan_account for SonofSallyJackson (thecompletebookworm)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
27 Aug 2020
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Hephaestus finds Bianca in the junkyard still alive and fixes her up.
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28 Dec 2024
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mixed blood by antistar_e (kaikamahine)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2012
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In 1995, a son is born to a Muggle woman named Sally. [Hogwarts AU.]
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28 Dec 2024
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The Talk Series by Rustcoloredraccoon
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
14 Aug 2021
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26 Dec 2024
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Monster by Rustcoloredraccoon
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
14 Dec 2020
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Dick Grayson didn't want to get up at 4 am, despite the bell ringing non-stop. But when he finds Tim on his doorstep, dressed as the Joker and covered in blood, he was glad he did open the door.
Tim Drake went missing three weeks ago. And the very first words Dick could pry out of him were: "I killed the Joker."
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25 Dec 2024