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    Harry Begins his fifth year at Hogwarts and his apprenticeship with Professor Snape.

    "Thank you, Professor Umbridge, for that illuminating speech. As I said before, we have two and a half changes to the staff, and we are pleased to announce an assistant has been added to our staff. Professor Snape, as it is only fair after letting Professor Umbridge speak, and given the popular demand expressed earlier, would you like to make the formal introduction yourself?"

    "I, Severus Tobias Snape, Master of Potions bronze level in good standing with the potioneer’s guild, Master of the Dark Arts fully registered and licensed to operate in all territories under the ICW, junior mediwizard, have taken as my apprentice Lord Harry James Potter, to guide in life and magic and work to further magical advancement," the announcement was met with gasps and chatter, but accompanied by much more enthusiastic applause than what Umbridge had received. Malfoy's jaw was hanging open, Zabini looked pale, Ron and Hermione were applauding loudly while the twins sang 'for he's a jolly good fellow.' At the Ravenclaw table, Boot was turning this way and that excitedly while Mandy was laughing through her applause.

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    Ellie is lonely, it's obvious to her that Alec is lonely, so why not avoid being lonely together? It only makes sense, really.

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    Can I use the sharing-a-bed trope unscathed if I lampshade it?

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    ‘How are you supposed to murder us if you can’t even remember your timetable? Or keep your eyes open?’ Peter scoffed.
    ‘The sword of Godric Gryffindor will present itself to any worthy Gryffindor, Pete. Try me.’

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    Remus is absolutely fine, the full moon is still days away, and he’s got classes to attend, which is fine, because Remus is fine, and not at all tired, and there’s absolutely no need to see Madam Pomfrey, because he’s fine (except none of this is true, but you didn’t hear that from James, Peter or Sirius, okay?).

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    09 Feb 2022