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    “When’s the wedding?”

    The man hums. “A week from Sunday”, he says, now turning fully towards Sirius. “Funnily enough, I’m her best man, and I’m still missing a plus one.”

    Sirius can feel his smile widening. “Oh, poor you. Can’t have that.” He throws his hair over his shoulder and sees the man’s eyes catch on his collar bone peeking out under the collar of his stretched out shirt. “If only there was a way I could help you.”

    “Well, you could always offer to come with me”, the man says, voice soft and smooth like honey when he leans closer.

    “Or you could just ask me.”

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    16 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    What changed was that Sirius held his ground.

    “Give me,” he said as steadily as he could, considering everything that had happened, “the fucking baby.”

    It wasn’t a wand he pulled out of his moto jacket. It was a semiautomatic pistol.

    “Dumbledore’s orders…” Hagrid started uneasily.

    “Stuff ‘em.” Sirius gestured with the pistol. He had spent weeks learning how to use the fucking thing. Not because he particularly cared about Muggle weapons, but because his family cared so much.

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    Sirius and Remus raise Harry as their own. Maybe a punk rock wizard and his werewolf boyfriend don't particularly know how to raise a baby, but dammit they're going to try.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Following Voldemort's rise from the cauldron, Fudge's Ministry adopts a policy of denial. Everyone knows it's going to be bad even before Dolores Umbridge is hired on as the new Defence professor.

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    Can Harry just have one normal year, please? Tom would have to agree, especially now that he has a signed Hogwarts contract of his own.

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    06 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Bad things come in threes, right? By that logic, Harry's fourth year in Hogwarts should be a breeze—both for the students in the school, and their parents outside of it.

    Unfortunately, between the Triwizard Tournament, new tensions within the student body, and these disappearances, it seems bad things come it in at least fours after all.

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    Harry is selected to be the second Hogwarts Champion, but this is nowhere near as important as the new drama happening in Slytherin. Meanwhile, Tom just wants to enjoy his newfound love life, not deal with the dodgy behaviour of Barty Crouch, thanks.

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    04 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Last year, all that business with the Philosopher's Stone and finding Voldemort living in a back of a professor's head and Dumbledore's obstacle course from hell, was definitely a fluke, everyone agrees. This year, everyone agrees, absolutely nothing can go wrong.

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    Harry and his friends deal with the fact that not everyone appreciates positive change, and also a giant mythological monster. Meanwhile, Tom has to deal with new adult problems, and also all of Harry's problems.

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    02 Apr 2026