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    Danny Nightingale just wants to blend into the background of Gotham. But Gotham has other plans for him when it dumps a little brother through his window to shatter his coffee table.

    Tim Drake is tired. At home he has to be Timothy Drake. With Bruce he has to be Robin, but with Danny maybe he can just be a kid?

    aka: Tim drake is Robin and Danny accidently becomes his big brother/guardian.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Kon really thought that the Bat adoption gene was, you know, genetic. Apparently it could be transmitted by osmosis, because this little boy with stars on his face and galaxies in his eyes was his. And Tim's, but his fiance has less dibs than him. Finders keepers.

    Tim didn't take long to hop on board the parent train.

    Danny, a toddler with the cosmos at his fingertips, was ecstatic to find parents that loved him unconditionally.

    This universe is safe for ghosts. But is it safe for little boys who can fly and pull constellations from the sky?

    His superhero family will ensure it is.

    (danny phantom adoption fic but in this one kon falls victim to tiny danny puppy eyes first)

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    17 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Strange looked down at Peter. “I’m going to give you a choice, Spider-Man.” He starts, slowly. “Now, I would usually never do this, but this feels like a special occasion.” He takes a deep breath. “...Would you like to go to a different universe?” He questions.

    Peter froze. What? Just… What? “...I can do that?!” He bursts out. Dr. Strange gives him a look. In response, Peter clears his throat. “Ah… I mean… What would that choice involve?”

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    Or, Peter Parker arrives in DC to start over, accidentally gets reverted to a seven year old, and he finds a familiar face.

    Or, or, Tony Stark died in the war. And then Strange transported him to another universe, where he started over, and got married, to Bruce Wayne.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Peter Benjamin Parker is fine.

    So what if he was lonely?

    At least, alone, Parker Luck had no one to prey on.

    At least, alone, he couldn’t hurt the friends he no longer had.

    At least, alone, no one would worry.

    At least, alone, he would never hurt again.

    The strange looks he got from his teachers and old acquaintances didn't matter, and the odd lightheadedness he felt when he stood up a little too quickly after hours of cooping himself up alone became a problem, well, that was between him and the glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling.

    Everything was fine.

    Peter was fine.

    His system was working; Parker luck had manifested as inconveniences, not tragedies.

    It was fine.

    Peter Benjamin Parker was fine.

     

    And then, all at once, it was not fine.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘦?

    Tony Stark dies on Titan and wakes up in Gotham City.

    Now being told that he was in a coma, is married to a man named Bruce Wayne, has way too many adopted children, and nothing that he knew to be fact is true, Tony is convinced he’s fallen into an alternate universe and must find a way home.

    But the more he looks, the more it seems that the Avengers and everything that came with it is nothing more than a coma dream, and that this really is his reality.

    𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶?

    But something deep inside Tony is struggling to believe that, and struggling hard enough that the lines between reality and dreams begin to cross until eventually what is real and what's fake isn't so clear anymore.

    Does he search for the truth and risk falling down a rabbit hole, or does he stay where he is and never find out the truth of it all but live comfortably with the family and husband he’s come to love.

     

    𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦?

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