I_Say_Wicked



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    Miss R. Niima
    Oxford University
    Department of Botany
     Madam—It brings me great pleasure to inform you that your application to the College for a journey to the Gold Coast of Africa has passed its Trials and you shall therefore be seen by the Board of Directors at ten o'clock sharp Friday morning, the 10th of this month. I shall not need to remind you that this is an Unprecedented Occasion—act accordingly.
    Yours respectfully,
    Dr. G. Phasma

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    He could lie and say it was because he was gentleman, but that wasn’t quite true. “I – well, I want to take advantage of you. But I know better.”

    Rey looked at him for a long moment, and Ben thought she might slap him. She didn’t. She started to laugh, shaking her head as if she couldn’t quite believe it. Finally, she said, smiling, “Goodnight, Ben.”

    Ben turned and walked slowly back to his car. He heard her door creak open, but he didn’t hear it slam shut. It felt as if he was walking away from his chance, from his chance to have something good and uncomplicated and nice.

    Ben turned around, and went back to the door. Rey waited for him, biting her lip. He took off his stocking cap and held it in his hands in front of himself. His ears were cold without his hat, but he was in the posture of remorse and penance. "I'm sorry. I'm an ass. Can I kiss you again?"

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    A Destination Wedding (2018) AU

     

    When Poe called off their engagement four years ago, Rey promised him that she'd go to his hypothetical future wedding to show that there weren't any hard feelings. Now his wedding is actually happening, and he had the gall to hold it on a remote estate in Georgia. To top everything off, she finally meets Ben Solo, Poe's cousin/sort-of brother, and he's not as much of an asshole as everyone always said.

    He's worse.

    Unfortunately, she's starting to kind-of like him.

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    “I don’t think sex is like a bicycle,” Rey said. “It doesn’t all come back.”

    “Yeah,” said Ben, rolling his shoulders. “I don’t think I’ve experienced real pleasure since the economic crash.”

    “You enjoyed that?” asked Rey, horrified.

    “No,” said Ben. “It was just a coincidence that my sexual economy tanked along with the global recession.”

    “Jesus,” Rey mumbled, leaning in to kiss him again.

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    Stellar Outcasts: Stars (or other heavenly bodies) outside a recognized galaxy system.

     

    After the war and the fall of the First Order, a new form of government is being built in Hanna City and a new kind of normal has come to the galaxy. For Finn, Poe, Rose, and the returned Ben Solo, this means brokering treaties and writing legislation. Rey spends her days occupied with retrofitting spacecraft and acting as a kind of enforcer for the new galactic Council.

    She also spends most of her nights in Ben Solo’s bed.

    After one particular mission it becomes clear that not all of Rey’s problems were solved when the Resistance won the war. A lifetime of deprivation and self-sufficiency isn’t something that goes away on its own.

    OR: a canonverse friends-to-lovers AU featuring Rey’s intimacy issues and Ben’s patience.

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    Hoping to finally lose his virginity at the age of 32, Ben attends a special speed-dating event for virgins.

    He is mortified when Rey walks in.

    She, on the other hand, is delighted to see him there and pulls him into the hotel next door.

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