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Saps, after everything he had planned—after setting his goal to acquaint himself with every prominent figure on this campus, to win everyone over and carve a brighter future for himself—had run into an obstacle.
One of the most distinguished students at this university, for reasons unknown, seemed to harbor nothing but hostility toward him.
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03 Apr 2026
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“Flux?"
It can’t be him. It can’t be, even if he's standing right in front of him, even if he jerks his head to look around the same way Flux does, or even if he gives him that same crooked smile Flux has perfected.
Flux laughs, and it feels like someone’s thrust a sword into Saps’ chest.
“Hey there, old friend.”
Or: One month after Flux's death, he returns.
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26 Mar 2026
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broke bad during holy war by 42nd
Fandoms: State SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Good Omens (TV)
01 Apr 2026
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"So hypothetically," starts Mr Saparata, which means it is very real. Micro can only hope the man did not get scammed again. "If one wanted to get divorced, how would they go about that?"
What.
"You are married?!" He blurts in confusion.
"No, not me," makes a face Saparara, before seeing sheer skepticism radiating out of Micro and promptly giving up, "So ehm... He asked me to sign something. And I did.... I just found out now it was a marriage certificate."
"Wait, now?"
"He is, eh, moving in?" says another man sheepishly.
Micro immediately sprints to the front gate. He sees a moving truck and a man in a rich coat ordering people around. As the man turns, he is meet with violet eyes, and he instantly knows that the man in front of him is a fucking scummer.
You know like scummer sees a scummer from a far.
Or Canadian cartel tries to help local white man get divorced and accidently hitchhike their way into a holy war.
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10 Mar 2026
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eyes on the road by pitcherpods
Fandoms: House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, MCSR (Minecraft Speedrunning)
11 Apr 2026
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Silverr knows things about Doogile like the precise curve of his stick blade, that it's a custom one, a hybrid between a couple commercially available options; that he likes the power it gives to his slapshots and the control when he's stickhandling the puck.
Nothing like—his favourite colour. The kind of air freshener he keeps in his car.
"Silverr."
His breath catches, and the guilty twist in his chest feels like he's been caught wanting something he shouldn't. "Yeah?" he ekes out.
Doogile glances over. Eyes him a little weird. "Where's your house?"
Silverr exhales like he's taken a rough check and leans over the console to punch his address into the GPS.
(doogile is the brightest prospect their team has signed in years. no one understands this better than silverr.)
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- Part 1 of there’s nowhere to go but on
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04 Mar 2026
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There are many dangerous things about Saparata, but by far the most dangerous is simply how well he knows Fluixon. It would be difficult to not know Flux, at this point, after cycling through what must be a million universes by now. He knows Flux's habits and patterns. He understands the things that Flux doesn't yet know about himself.
Which means when they spawn into a new world again, whatever uncountable number they’re on, Flux knows he's short on time. Because Saps is a heat-seeking missile, and Flux is his only target. Sooner or later, Saparata will find his way to him.
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18 Feb 2026