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As the dust settles in the 2000 United States Presidential election, Ivy League student Hermione Granger goes to three different parties, in an effort to think about something- anything- other than the state of Florida.
So does that argumentative trust fund prick, Draco Malfoy.
A college AU all about enemies who...aren't.
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13 Oct 2025
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Write What You Know by PacificRimbaud for FrankieFrancesFrancis_badcouldbeverse
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2021
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12 Oct 2025
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The Street Where You Live by scullyvasan for Orange_Coyote
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2023
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Muggle childhood AU. Single mother Narcissa Malfoy co-parents her son Draco and functionally parents the little girl down the street. Light homages to Books 1-4 but no wands, no wizards, no Hogwarts — just human magic and the passing years at work.
For @orange_coyote, who needs some soft bbs these days.
Characters by J.K. Rowling, may she come to her senses and soon.
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12 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger and the Goblet (of) Squats by neilistic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2024
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In which Hermione finds herself in front of a social worker called Gerald, who outrageously suggests she should exercise, try new things, and spend more time outside.
And it just so happens Gerald has another, quidditch-loving client who is lacking in socialisation.
You know where this is going.
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24 Sep 2025
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Nine years ago Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger became unwilling partners when they applied for positions at the same company, with time they became unexpected friends who took the world of experimental potions by storm, and now, at the dawn of a decade, faced with one goal and two very different ideas about how to reach it, they become enemies again.
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Two idiots in love deny it to the point of madness and suffer the consequences.
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29 Aug 2025