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Whatever floats your boat by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
15 Nov 2025
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“Finland in spring? Whose brilliant idea was that?” Bojan groans, head in hands.
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Tired of hikes and ready for a wild time, Bojan ditches his family during a holiday and takes the ferry to Stockholm. -
Jere’s buns by Safe to first (Idontmind) for MyHeartIsYours4Ever
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician)
22 Jun 2024
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Bojan is busy adapting a play for the international school where he’s a teacher. A new burger place opens next to the school with quite a peculiar name.
Time to check out ‘Jere’s buns’
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I can’t believe I get paid to straighten his collar, fondle his hair or kneel before him to tie his laces. Can’t let him ruin his make-up or crease the pretty clothes they doll him up in.
Yeah… this reader has the best job ever.
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Drop it, lick it by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)
23 Apr 2024
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Jere is doing a stripclub pole dancing act in his new music video, who better to be in the audience than his Joker Out friends?
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Dreams can come true by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
13 Apr 2024
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“Hey Baby! I’m home!”
He hangs his keys up next to Jere’s big colorful bunch and smiles fondly, unable not to.
Or my ultimate delusional take on how I want the future to look like.
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- Part 8 of Bojere week 2024
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Tour de force by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)
12 Apr 2024
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That night, they come undone in each other’s arms, in Bojan’s too small bunk on the tour bus, Jere’s breath mingling with his, their foreheads glued together, hands all over each other.
Or the one where Jere and Bojan are sneaky.
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- Part 7 of Bojere week 2024
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How to fight a war? by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
11 Apr 2024
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Maybe they could be something more. Jere said so himself, brothers and maybe something more.
But what the hell did he mean by ‘something more’?! There was just one explanation possible.
Lovers.
His foolish heart longed for just that and he hoped. Oh, how he hoped.
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- Part 6 of Bojere week 2024
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Locking lips by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
10 Apr 2024
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“A kissing booth, mister Cvjetićanin?” The look the principal sends him doesn’t spark a lot of confidence but he plows through.
He is prepared for this, he knew there were going to be some questions and concerns.
“Yes sir” can’t hurt being extra respectful to the big guy.
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- Part 5 of Bojere week 2024
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Gift wrapping by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Joker Out (Band)
09 Apr 2024
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On the night of the Glasgow concert, Jere and Bojan celebrate Jere’s 30th birthday.
Of course it’s a memorable night…
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- Part 4 of Bojere week 2024
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Don’t sleep on us by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
09 Apr 2024
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Bojan gets a call from a brunette. Or is it Jere in disguise?
Stuff is said.
(Of course it is)
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- Part 3 of Bojere week 2024
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X marks the spot by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
08 Apr 2024
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“I don’t know what they mean, Bojan.”
His love is obviously frustrated and puzzled, zooming in on something on his phone and clicking and reading while scratching his head.
Or the one where Jere is confused about an Instagram story and Bojan explains, using every means necessary.
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- Part 2 of Bojere week 2024
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Instantly connected by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)
07 Apr 2024
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The way that tall bandmember, Nice, he thinks his name was, introduces them, is so funny: “this is Jan and this is Bo-Jan”.
He can’t hold his “Watafak Bojan!” in, even if he tried, to great amusement of the entire band.
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- Part 1 of Bojere week 2024
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Jere worships himself.
Exactly what it says on the tin.
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Behind the curtains by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)
09 Mar 2024
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Joker Out band has a day off inbetween gigs.
What better way to spend it than by cuddling your Finnish best friend, brother or maybe something more?
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Kiss me once before you go by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)
01 Mar 2024
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“We need find something good for fans on stage tonight” he turns to Bojan, and still can’t believe his friend is there for real.
Or how they have the mostly brilliant idea that backfires in all the best ways
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Trapped between a rock and a hard place by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)
29 Feb 2024
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It’s not like he didn’t have it coming, needling them on beforehand. How he’s quick as a fox and how he’s gonna skate them all into oblivion, it’s like he wanted to paint a target on his back. Fucking idiot.
Jere is being a little shit, for reasons.
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That leaves them here, now, the black leather whip in Bojan’s hand, ready for a fourth ‘Ruoska’ whipping session.
Or the one where Jere likes being flogged on the beat of his own song.
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Scheduling issues (a Christmas delayed) by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Joker Out (Band)
05 Jan 2024
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Because of scheduling issues, Jere and Bojan celebrate the holidays in January, in Finland, alone at last.
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Give me a chance by Safe to first (Idontmind)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
29 Dec 2023
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Jere has Bojan missing hours. He stumbles upon the infamous Electric Ballroom/Tampere pic and his mind wanders.
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Mission in the mansion by Safe to first (Idontmind) for jayrestlessgeek
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician)
25 Dec 2023
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Häärijä is a bit lonely, Jere cheers him up. A furry friend is found with the help of a mysterious man wearing a long coat and a blonde wig!