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    “This has to be some kind of conflict of interest,” Regulus says, his lip curling at James.

    James shrugs, the idiot, “I don’t know.” His voice is weary, tired. He even looks tired, even though he’s been sleeping all day. In fact, he looks more than just a bit tired. There are deep, dark circles under his eyes, his hair is sticking up– and not in the endearing way it usually is– but simply out of control.

    He’s thinner than he used to be, and his brown skin is sallow. Regulus’ eyes catch on the two massive bandages wrapping around his arms.

    Jesus fuck.

    Regulus had no idea James was… no. He couldn’t do this right now. He was here (and had been for some time now) to figure his own shit out. Not to worry about James’ suicidal ideations. Not to mention, he hated James. So this whole thing? It wasn’t going to work.

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    Or: James Potter and Regulus Black end up as roommates in the same mental hospital.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    “Alright, listen. You want to romance Max? It’s easier said than done.” When Lucas’s face falls, Steve is quick to tack on, “But it is doable. There are steps. Six of them.” He spreads his hands theatrically, bending a little at the waist as if setting the scene.

    or: Lucas needs love advice, Dustin & Robin despair, and Steve's a regular Casanova.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Five times Edmund danced at the Beltane fires, and one time he didn’t.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    “ Jayce’s favourite lives - and he knows he shouldn't have favourites but he does, he can’t help it - are the ones where he meets Viktor early in life.

    He often does not remember his past lives when he is reborn. Viktor is usually the one who retains some sense of who they are to each other, seeking him out and drawing him in, but in this life Jayce is the one searching.

    He doesn’t know what, exactly, it is he is searching for. He is eight years old, new to Piltover and trying to settle in, but he just can’t. He is restless, impatient. His father is gone, his mother almost followed, and the only reason why she didn’t was because some magician showed up. A magician. How is one supposed to settle in when one didn’t know what the heck was going on?

    So, he threw caution to the wind, and let that ache in his chest lead him where he needed to go. Magic was real, and ever since that rock - so blue, and warm, and beautiful - was dropped into his hand, that ache had appeared; and what other conclusion was he to draw other than the two were connected?”

    Or; Jayce and Viktor meet as children, on the bank of a river in the Lanes.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    “This is a really bad idea, Barty.”

    Barty hums, nose brushing against Evan’s. Despite his words, his hand found its way to the back of Barty’s neck, keeping him close.

    “Then tell me to stop.”

    “You know I won’t."

    Evan moves back from France to England after over a decade with very little expectations. He’s never really had any friends and he’s used to people stepping out of his life—why would this time be any different? He’s ready to spend his remaining years at high school alone. Luckily for Evan, a few people don’t seem to let him.

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    08 Feb 2025