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Wymack grunted. “Hey, why don’t I call in takeout from Sweeties and we can eat it in the office? I have a sixteen year old boy in the back of the patrol car right now that I’m running to the station.”
Andrew scoffed quietly to himself and set the phone on speaker to light his cigarette. Muffled, he said, “He better be eye candy if I’m coming to that dump.”
Andrew inhaled deep and closed his eyes for a moment before blowing the smoke out through his teeth. On the other end of the phone, just as he was bringing the cigarette back for another drag, he heard Wymack say, “Hey, my son wants to know if you’re cute.”
Andrew coughed up his lung at that surprise, but he didn’t miss the way that a distant voice piped up with “I want to say yes, sir.”
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Andrew and Aaron lived under two loose rules after Andrew’s stint in juvie: No more lying, no more secrets. Andrew already had years old secrets to take to the grave, but upon meeting a boy with a fiery attitude and a penchant against staying out of trouble, he quickly realized that he wasn’t the only one.
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29 Sep 2026
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Overworked & Underfucked [Podfic] by ReformedTsunderePodfics (ReformedTsundere)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Oct 2018
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A recording of Overworked & Underfucked by Kumikirin.
"“It’s just not manly to leave your bro like this, after knowing he can’t do anything about it, you know?” Kirishima blabbers some kind of bullshit excuse, and the worst part is that it looks like he’s totally convinced of it. “It’s just a— handjob,” he stumbles over the word, the weight of what he’s proposing hitting him all at once, but he doesn’t stop. “—but if you're not into it we can pretend I didn't just say that.”
Bakugou has to restrain himself from saying that he’s very much into it. Like, a lot, really.
a.k.a Kirishima learns the reason behind Bakugou's grumpiest days, and he offers to help because that's what best bros do."
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[Podfic] you are the blood runs in my veins by mostly_maudlin by iggygiraffe
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
01 Jan 2026
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An ode to missionary.
Podfic of you are the blood runs in my veins by mostly_maudlin.
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31 Aug 2026
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That's why I fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker
He could almost ignore the douse of memories that had fallen upon him if it weren’t for the shout, loud enough to be heard over the music and crowd.
“Hey, Deadtooth!”
Neil almost thought he was in Los Angeles again in the dead of night, meeting his first friend at the lonely age of fifteen. He could feel himself splitting at the seams between Neil, Abram, Elijah, Stefan, Nathaniel, Alex as his head sharply looked to the right, immediately finding her eyes.
or: An old friend comes to visit Neil during a night out with the Foxes at Eden’s.
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22 Aug 2026
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Neil can’t wrap his head around Andrew being anything but good for him. He’s exactly what Neil needs when he needs it and all of his threats are just words meant to hide the vulnerability. No one looks close enough to see it, though, and they all think Andrew is worthy of his “Monster” title.
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Five times the Foxes think Neil is too soft for Andrew, and the one time they see just how soft Andrew is for Neil.
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