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    JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?
    WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.
    JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?
    LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.
    JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.

    OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)

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    Wei Wuxian is no stranger to pain.

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    "I was just wondering what snacks or sweets Hanguang-Jun prefers with his tea."

    Wei Wuxian laughs, opens his mouth, and then has the horrible realization that he really, truly, doesn't know.

    It takes a moment to sink in. He's known Lan Zhan ever since he was fifteen, had saved the Cultivation world together with him twice over, is actually married to the man, and Wei Wuxian doesn't know what his favorite tea snack is.

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    25 Jul 2025

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    Wei Wuxian: right! the plan!

    Wei Wuxian: I call it Three B’s. Three B’s as in BOTTOMS UP, BOTTOMS OFF, BOTTOM DOWN

    Wei Wuxian: you want to know why?

    Jiang Cheng: no

    Wei Wuxian: it’s simple! first i ask lan zhan to come hang out, and we drink, thus: bottoms up! then, after I’ve gotten a little liquid courage, i will make a move and lan zhan will be seduced and we take off our clothes, thus: bottoms off! which will lead to me getting absolutely railed, wailing for mercy, thus: bottom down!

     

    or, wwx attempts to seduce lwj

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    Lan Wangji believes he and Wei Wuxian are essentially engaged. While they search for his missing betrothed, he accidentally reveals as much to Jiang Wanyin. Now everyone in the cultivation world knows about the imminent marriage, except for Wei Wuxian himself.

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    22 May 2025