ImpatienceZombie
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When Flambae takes an unexpected dip in the Ocean the Z team end up finding out about his and Robert's relationship, and they DEMAND details.
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"Yeah the homemade lunches really should have tipped us off" Courtney cringed.
"We didn't start dating till after that"
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- Part 1 of Zombie's Post cannon Cannon
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Roughly 13 years after taking down Shroud Flambae's Niece, Moska, brings her new boyfriend to meet her uncles.
The boyfriend who has certain opinions on villain reform, and no idea about Chadil's true identity.-----------
"Chadil..." Robert cringed realizing what was coming.
"Yeah, to be a super arsonist you probably have to I don't know burn down a mall, with like people still inside or something huh?" It was low, but he wasn't letting some random kid judge him in his own damn home.
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- Part 2 of Zombie's Post cannon Cannon
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Short Drabble about Mike getting caught by a siren and essentially coming to terms with the severity of his feelings for Julie.
Without taking a step they collided, her perfect form just inches from his, her hair fluttered lightly in a non existent breeze and what he imagined to be her scent filled his soul: Deep flora.
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Living in Motorcity is rough for Alex Cunningham.Her grandfather Jacob and her buddy Texas as long with her are the sole protectors of Motorcity from Kane forces but soon that is going to change. Watch as you see the Life of a Teenage Pharmacist Living in a Dystopia
Chapters are currently/have been re edited
chapters are written the the shows original order
(Alex's car got renamed sorry for any confusion)
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After making a deal under false pretenses, the Witch of the isolated ocean nation Cottalune has been wed to the captain of the guard. Although her blood boils at the trickery, there are things much worse than accidentally marrying the man you love.
Yes, much worse indeed...Julie and Mike accidentally get married, fantasy au flavor.
80% them bumbling around trying to convince people they're in love and hide the real reason they got married while being deeply in love and afraid to admit it to each other.
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Mecha Man falls, but the Phoenix program never existed to catch him.
Without friends or the mech suit, Robert Robertson is desperate and reduced to his last options when one of Shroud’s lieutenants hunts him down in his apartment…one whose strange augments give him an idea.
Robert is done with the high road. He’s ready to do what he has to do to take his city back.
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“If he dies, he dies,” Shroud said slowly. “If he survives…then Mecha Man can watch his city burn. Without the astral pulse, that suit is worthless. I don’t care about him.”
The astral pulse.
If Chad could find it, then it could be the solution to his problems. If he could find it, he could fix everything.
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Not a Kidnapping, a Hostage Situation, or Any Sort of Abuse by Felixeagarica (Leafy_leaf)
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
03 Apr 2026
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To the residents of Chad’s building, the relationship between Chad and Robert is nothing too strange. Chad goes to work each day while Robert tends the house. There’s really nothing concerning or suspicious about their relationship, besides the fact that Robert only seems to leave their apartment to get groceries or walk their dog.
But Chad knows the truth: their relationship is built on a lie that threatens to expose itself any second. Robert is Mecha Man, the very hero who once arrested Chad and cut off two of his fingers. Robert also has no memory of being Mecha Man, and Chad has no intention of telling him.
Bookmarked by ImpatienceZombie
03 Apr 2026
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Yandere Flambae
Fucking sick, how long can he keep this up? I love this self destruct boy rip apart the fresh start you were given ❤️ -
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Your favorite superhero cooking blog’s favorite superhero cooking blog.
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Coming Home (But Not to You) by queercatfan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
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When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.
(modern professors AU)
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- Part 1 of Coming Home (But Not to You)
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03 Oct 2025
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After a gruesome war finally comes to treaty, it is decided that the King of Piltover will take a bride from Zaun.
Viktor isn't expecting to be a candidate.