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Laparoscopy by Insert_funky_username
Fandoms: Silent Hill (Video Game Series), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
03 Nov 2025
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“…Sorry to bother you, but could you help me?”
Leon's quickly yanked out of his thoughts by the voice, taking a half second longer than usual to catch up to the question. Right, he’s still in uniform.
He looked up from the street, then even higher to face the man in front of him…and it was as if everything hushed around them. A sudden shift in the breeze.
The guy was wide, boxy even, with broad shoulders masked in an already thick jacket. He was just tall enough that he overshadowed the sun’s light behind him, and for a split second as a car zipped by, blocking them from view...Leon couldn’t see much else but him. He was also holding a crumpled town map.
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Leon always hoped he'd have a chance at a real case. It's the whole reason he applied for the Raccoon City Police Department despite the distance of the move. A series of killings spanning most of the neighbouring cities, perfect for a rookie detective like himself, eager to solve his first big crime.
But instead here he is, giving direction he's only half-memorized to a non-local on a roadtrip...and that stare is seriously freaking him out.
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Snake Eyes by Insert_funky_username
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), X-Men: The Animated Series (Cartoon 1992), X-Men (Comicverse)
03 Nov 2025
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Rogue and Gambit decide to go get matching tattoos...but Remy's started to regret his enthusiasm on the idea. Too bad they're already here!
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Lockeroom Talk by Insert_funky_username
Fandoms: キミガシネ | Kimi ga Shine | Your Turn To Die (Visual Novel), your tunr to die
28 Aug 2025
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Kai and Q-taro talk at the bar...or they would be talking, if Kai could keep his head out of the gutter.
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On Topics of Godly Devotion (and other such revalries) by Insert_funky_username
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
01 Oct 2022
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Achilles watched as Megaera's wing flapped behind her, tensing and relaxing at the joint. His eyes glided along the connecting lines to her shoulder, gilded under memoirs of golden antiquity, but still just visible below.
Strong arms with light scarring stretched beneath, but he instead focused on the incision along her shoulder blade. Her skin was marbled akin to a corpse, but it looked closer to a pearl than decay. Like glazed limestone. He enjoyed the sheen of it, reminding him of his mother and their home of the sea.
He wondered how she’d glisten below such waves. If she'd taste of saltwater between his teeth.
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So a shade and a fury walk into a bar, both sexually charged and one needing some SERIOUS therapy. (Hint! It's not the fury!) -
Time Won't Stop for Us by Insert_funky_username
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
13 Jun 2022
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Every homumiko writer has to have the mandatory Mikotoba leaving fic, so I'm just making my contribution :,)