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Chaos takes over St Mungo's as a case of a gun shot wound to the chest is brought in. Does anybody besides Granger know how to heal that? No, but it's Draco Malfoy, so what is there to be done except call her?
Draco Malfoy tried to commit suicide and he, under no circumstance, wants to be sent to the psych ward. Hermione Granger, the philanthropist she is, decided to help her old schoolmate and offered to partake in a six-month caretaker agreement. That way Malfoy wouldn't get sent to an asylum, and she would feel good about herself. They explore life as roommates, when life takes an unexpected turn. Dolohov has escaped from Azkaban.
Are they going to kill each other, or will Dolohov kill them, instead? What will happen when the six months are up?
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Zhang Zhao dreamt that he walked in a supervoid.
Darkness, silence. Not exactly black—only complete nothingness. He walked and walked and walked, and there was nothing to see, nor hear, nor touch.
Just him and infinite nothingness.
Just him.
Zheng Yongkang makes a wish.
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Hermione was never meant to rewrite the rules. Top of her class. Always prepared. Always predictable. But after one mistake and a humiliating betrayal, her certainty of who she is begins to fracture. And in the unraveling, she starts asking questions no one expects.
Draco notices. He’s not supposed to. Not her, not like this. But the more she slips beyond the version everyone knows, the more she disrupts the carefully constructed lines he’s lived behind.
The year begins like any other. But the ground is shifting. The rules are changing. And the game everyone thought they were playing suddenly doesn’t look the same.
Because this isn’t a story about enemies. Or even allies.
It’s about what happens when two people are faced with a choice: keep playing the roles they’ve always known, or risk everything for something neither of them saw coming.
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Hermione wants revenge, picks up a broom, and becomes the hottest problem Draco’s ever had.Tension builds. Clothes come off. Draco can’t look away.
Unfortunately for him, neither can anyone else.
Chaos, thirst, and jersey-related disasters inevitably ensue.
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He remains silent at first, clearly unsure of what to say next. The temperature feels hot, he thinks, especially for the dungeon's standards. He feels as if he can see the air particles between them, perhaps even count how many separate them from one another.
It feels odd for him to be alone with Granger in the potions lab after all this time.
He catches the faint scent of strawberries and honey, reminding him to order the ingredients for his lesson on Amortentia for his NEWT classes next week.
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A slow-burn, flashback-filled dramione fanfiction with a side of wolfstar.
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