JAMSTER_IHardlyKnowEr
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Jonathan ‘Jon’ Sims was lying on his bed, staring at the ceiling, begging God to strike him down where he lay. What an absolute idiot he was, thinking that he could actually navigate a social situation by himself. There would be no Georgie for him to hide behind. He was fucked! Save him! Save me! He shouted in his mind. Save me, please! I can’t do this! It’s so over!
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Jon gets asked out on a date, doesn’t realise that it’s a date, and horribly tries to be normal
Fic is ABANDONED!!!! i have several wips of chapter 3 which i WILL post, however, i severely dislike how ive characterised jon here which makes me not wanna continue BUT! it was fun! liked it! i might make another tma fic, who knows.
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ARCHIVIST
[Clears throat] Statement of, uhh, John? Jane?
UNKNOWN
Isn't the gender neutral term, 'A Doe'? Couldn't you Know that?
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I- Listen, I don't even know— Whatever.
Statement of a Doe, regarding… Identity. Statement recorded directly from subject, April twenty-fourth, twenty-seventeen. Statement begins.’
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wretch and pule this panoramic stretched out view is fat with panic by JAMSTER_IHardlyKnowEr
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Oct 2025
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Daisy and Jon are stuck together in the apocalypse and also they have a car and also Jon’s blindfolded. thats all.
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All of Me, Won’t You Take All of Me? by JAMSTER_IHardlyKnowEr
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
25 May 2025
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Jarthur drabble where arthur feels john’s face, just wanted to write out my john with a cleft lip headcanon because the scene wasnt leaving my brain. might’ve missed some grammar errors sorryy… its like 2? am and i’m sleepy…
the ending is incomplete btw just know that
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The Only Ones In Need Of Love Are The Ones Who Don't Receive Enough (so evil ones should get a little more) by Akaxae, JAMSTER_IHardlyKnowEr
Fandoms: 집이 없어 | No Home (Webcomic)
25 Aug 2023
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Bloody-nosed and bludgeoned, Eunyung, once seen as perfection, is now beaten beyond recognition. In an alleyway, of all places.
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Eunyung dies because we hate his guts