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Set around the time of Book 10, only instead of that final showdown, Saint Dane agrees to a truce. The terms are simple: he gives up control of the territories and his abilities, and in exchange he is allowed to live in peace, provided that he doesn't try to start taking over the universe again. His only requirement is that the Lead Traveler, Bobby Pendragon, has to become his personal slave and do whatever he is instructed to do. Bobby agrees, but isn't prepared for what that may entail.
Turned out way longer than intended, written in about 2 days from an initial WIP that had been sitting on my computer for like, 4 years. Decided to finish this for Wanksgiving 2025! -
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Inspired by a hentai anime about a sex virus that makes people have sex uncontrollably, and also a Tumblr post daring people to write the most graphic NSFW they can and upload it on Thanksgiving to make readers visiting family uncomfortable reading it.
Basically just a really convoluted way of getting Bobby and Dane to bang, but also I started planning out way too much about this version of Dane and may use it again for another fic that isn't just Horny. I like the idea of a version of Dane that just grew up as a regular dude and turned out to have much more chill, a la Kurama backstory. Bc I have a type, and that type is formally-silver-haired demons that get a redemption arc bc they had very sweet moms.
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Another group of players enter The Medium through Sburb, connected across time and space from the three different planets. Seven humans, from Earth and otherwise, and three aliens from a planet named Celephaïs, are brought together by their desire to leave their unpleasant situations and see new worlds.
I'm writing this in the original MSPaintAdventure style, that mimics text adventure games and runs off of comment input; after this first chapter, I'm hoping to get comment suggestions on what the characters should do next. The first chapter is the amount that I had uploaded to my Tumblr before a broken hard drive made me lose a lot of data; I'm hoping it'll get a little more traction here.
Open to suggestions and feedback of any kind- Language:
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- 811
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(First fic inspiration I've had since 2017, I just wrote this first chapter in one sitting and it's 11 PM)
Bobby is woken up early in the morning by Saint Dane at his front door, asking him for advice because he literally has no one else on Second Earth to talk to, and he's just discovered that he's pregnant. Bobby then has to figure out how to deal with his enemy showing up in a vulnerable state asking him for advice, and also dealing with learning that Dane and Press have been hooking up since the war ended. Transmasc Dane, I've rated this as T because I'm not planning on writing in anything too graphic, but this is also my first fic writing inspiration in 6 years so that's subject to potentially change.
For the record, as a transmasc person I will make as many characters as I want be trans and you can't stop me. -
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AU fic, Bobby explores the forest at the edge of town investigating rumors of a strange monster living in the woods, and gets trapped in a strange realm controlled by a creature known as a Scourge Raven. The only other person there is a man named Dane, who has lost most of what he had to the Raven's hunger. (This literally just started as a slash idea and I got way too invested in the plot. There is a pretty detailed tentacle sex scene though. At least detailed for me)
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Bobby wakes up in a car and discovers that Dane's driven him all the way across the country, to a small town in Oregon. Dane claims that there's something in the town that could not only threaten Second Earth, but all of Halla, and it's been focused around the town of Gravity Falls. Enlisting the help of Dipper and Mabel Pines, they have to find a way to stop Bill Cipher for good.
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A rambling fic I wrote during Germanic Medieval Literature about the relationship between Hagen and Volker. Basically a short explanation of why I shouldn't write fanfic in class. Spoilers for character death but the narrator spoils it every ten pages of the canon anyways.
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Demon AU where Dane is an incubus and Bobby is a priest. Dane needs a place to hide out from angry townsfolk and decides to hide in a local church. While there, he decides to seduce the priest and things get a little out of hand.
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Pre-war world where Dane has survived, and is the only one that remembers the war. He's working as a teacher at a local university, when who should show up but Robert Pendragon, acting like everything's just fine.
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A beach story inspired entirely by a fan theory I came up with the other day, because I am an awful person and I lost all morals years ago. Also contains references to the Tumblr blogs @JournalsFromSecondEarth and @KingOfHalla, and just so much Bobby/Dane shipping.
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Identity On Accident by JMProfio
Fandoms: Pendragon - D. J. MacHale, Steven Universe (Cartoon)
04 Jun 2016
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Pendragon AU where Bobby and Dane are gems. Bobby's a human/Sapphire mix sent to stop a rebel Apatite gem that has caused widespread destruction and has started going by the name Saint Dane. However, when the two end up accidentally fusing together, the encounter may end differently than he had expected. Bobby/Dane shipping.
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- English
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- 2,334
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- 8
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- 100
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Bobby Pendragon doesn't like his new job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. The pay is terrible, the whole place is creepy, and something about the animatronics gives him an uneasy feeling...
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Pure smut, I'm not even gonna lie. Based loosely off of this idea where in Soldiers of Halla when Dane realizes he's losing he decides to seduce Bobby to save his own skin. So yeah, lots and lots of Bobby/Dane shipping, and did I mention smut.
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Someone leaves a puppy on Andy's doorstep, leaving him to wonder who on earth would give him a baby animal, and why. Written as a thank-you to my fan fiction friends.
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Set a little bit after the book 10 reset, with some slight mentioning of my other Pendragon story, "Changes". Whole mess of Andy/Bobby shipping.
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Set between the storylines of "Changes" and "A Stupid Bet". I just found this blurb on my computer and thought I might as well upload it.
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- 602
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- 1/1
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- 7
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Set mostly during the time on Ibara, after Bobby destroyed the flume. Bobby thinks the war is over, and creates a sort of truce/stalemate between him and Dane. Slight shipping in later chapters, nothing graphic.
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Just a short little ramble about what it would be like if Snake got his eyesight back, with a bit of a dig about his outfit.
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A little one-shot based around the trope "Pinball Projectile", when someone shoots or throws something and it bounces around a ridiculous amount before hitting its intended target.
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- 236
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Set shortly after the final book. Instead of dying, Dane is given a second chance. Shenanigans ensue. Lots of OOC, and a boatload of Bobby/Dane.