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Lan Qiren was having a bad day. In fact, he was having a bad week. Dare he even say he was having a bad month.
It all started two weeks ago, when his youngest nephew decided it'd be a good idea to drag the Yiling Laozu, of all people, into the Cloud Recesses kicking and screaming.
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01 Feb 2026
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The Silent Sorrow of The Duke by PhloxHaven
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jan 2026
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During his winter break, Wei Wuxian had spent a truly unholy amount of time playing through every game in the "Broken Soul's Lament" series, mostly because he'd been completely enchanted by the final boss of the second game, "The Silent Sorrow of The Duke."
Even though The Duke's human form was only shown once in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, Wei Wuxian could never forget the face that had haunted his dreams for months.
The very same face in the portrait.
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Or: The One Where Wei Wuxian Thinks It's A Good Idea To Flirt With The Final Boss Of A Horror Game (He's Right)
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01 Feb 2026
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wanna eat me whole by happyyy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)
19 Jan 2026
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Lan Zhan frowned at him for the loud noise before he glanced down, his confused and slightly annoyed expression slowly turned into a horrified one, eyes widening as he saw exactly what Wei Ying had dropped in front of him.
Wei Ying slid into the opposite empty chair at the table, resting his chin on his palm. "I never knew you drew, Lan Zhan."
All the blood drained from Lan Zhan's face, his grip on the pencil tightened so hard it snapped the pencil in two. Lan Zhan barely noticed as he swallowed audibly, taking a deep, shaky breath in, his other hand gripping the edge of the table just as hard.﹏
Or, tmw you find out your hot friend secretly wants to silence you with his (really big) cock.
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01 Feb 2026
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making an ass out of you and me by pleasegivemetiramisu (lesbians4hgj)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2026
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“Equus asinus,” Wei Ying reads aloud, most definitely not putting emphasis on the hindmost part of her species name.
Lan Zhan blinks at him knowing, amused eyes, and he grins cheekily back.
The donkey, Little Apple, is both opinionated and loud as donkeys tend to be. Whenever Lan Zhan goes to step away, she brays—loudly, repeatedly, until he pets her some more.
“She is sweet,” Lan Zhan murmurs quietly. “A good girl, aren’t you?”
Wei Ying is possibly sick and vibrating with indignation.---
modern wangxian go on a date. wei ying becomes lifelong enemies with a scheming donkey, is kissed a lot (because he's so cute), and rambles about plants. life is good.
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01 Feb 2026
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The two shadow men dragging Jin Rulan toss him to the floor of the cell and he immediately sits up, spitting and furious and drags the gag from his mouth with his own bound hands.
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing!? Do you know who I am!? Just you wait till my uncles hear about this!!”
“Oh I’m sure they’ll be just heart broken.” The man in black steps forward into the doorway of the cell and one of the shadow men steps forward to place a stool behind him so that he can settle, grinning, onto it. “Unfortunately if you want them to find out anything you’re going to need a tongue for talking or fingers for writing, and well…” The man flips his knife casually from one hand to the other, “You won’t be leaving here with either one.”
OR the Mo manor arc gets fucked up when Mo Xuanyu and the Lan juniors get abducted and it causes Wei Wuxian's return to go VERY differently.
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