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“By order of the Liyue Qixing, all members of the Fatui who are non-essential to the day-to-day operations of Northland Bank are to leave Liyue by the end of the month.
Please note: Harbingers do not qualify as essential staff.”
The only thing more difficult than completing a mission in a nation where Childe is hated, is completing a mission in a nation where he’s being threatened with imminent deportation.
Out of alternatives and with failure not an option, the only way he can hope to remain in Liyue is by entering a relationship with one of its residents. He can think of only one person eccentric enough to go along with such a suggestion.
OR: The inherent awkwardness of undertaking a secret mission while falling in love with the guy you’re fake dating for your residency permit.
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a geo archon's guide to the modern era by Erina
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Dec 2020
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“Morax,” Xiao says after Zhongli finishes his retelling of the incident. “He thinks you’re a weirdo.”
“No, don’t say that,” Barbatos snickers. “You’ll give him hope that this is salvageable.” He lowers his voice. “Morax, he thinks you’re a boomer.”
(In which Zhongli hibernates for centuries and wakes up in the modern world)
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Comfort, zhongli tries (badly) to woo reincarnated Childe
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“Now, I simply don’t believe that,” La Signora says, waving a dismissive hand as she steps forward.
“That is not my problem.”
“Hmm.” Now, La Signora is barely a hair’s breadth away. She’s very tall, he notices, meeting his eyes with no trouble. They’re curved upwards, amused, vindictive.
“I think you’ll find that it is.”
Cruel.
Within one heartbeat and the next, she’s rearing her fist back and plunging it straight into his chest cavity, right where his Gnosis would be.
OR: the one in which zhongli removed his gnosis early as a precaution, and ends up with a hole in his chest because of it. yikes
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"So," Aether says, "the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui wants to ask you for love advice."
Venti says, "what?"
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- Part 3 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)
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“Aha!” Barbatos snaps his fingers. “That’s it.”
“My sister?”
“Your dead sister.”
Ei flicks a hand and tightens her fingers around her Musou Isshin.
“Hey, hey, hey, wait!” Barbatos flailing. “Hear me out. All - well, most of anemo users have a dead friend. Or family member.”
Ei narrows her eyes. “Elaborate.”Crack AU where Morax and Ei, the ex Geo and Electro Archons, get...
...anemo visions.Morax rubs his temples. “In any case, I do not believe that I should have been a contender for an anemo vision.”
“Morax, sweetie,” Barbatos says. “You hatched an elaborate plan and almost destroyed your city because you wanted to retire. That’s the most anemo shit I can think of.”Addendum: Nahida, Furina
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- Part 4 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Genshin)