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    No, this man was not a demon.

    So when the actual demon, Crowley, spoke next, something would banish the hurt from those grey eyes. It turned on a light so intolerably bright, it would have been hard not to notice. Three breathy words were spoken, followed by a name. As if a spell tossed into orbit. The earth became silent.

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    "You'll never guess what people have been saying about oysters..." Aziraphale's speech was muffled as his mouth was full.

    Crowley cocked his head to the side and raised an eyebrow. He suspected that he knew where this was going, but he wanted to play it off as if he didn't for as long as inhumanly possible. He waved his hand in a gesture of encouragement. "Go on."

    "You see, they say that oysters are..." The angel lowered his voice and inhaled. "... an aphrodisiac."

    Rome, 41AD: Aziraphale successfully "tempts" Crowley to go for dinner and try oysters with him. Crowley confesses during dinner that he's never hooked up with anyone before, and Aziraphale sets about putting this to rights immediately.

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    Say it, Edgeworth. I want you to say it,” he grits out. “I want you to say how embarrassed you are, how I’ve let myself go, how disgusted—

    Wright, please—

    He crosses his arms, staring down at Edgeworth intensely. “Say. It.”

    There’s a stretch of silence.

    “I want to touch it.”

    The argument that was forming crumbles and dies in his throat immediately.

    What???

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    After Phoenix forgets to shave, Edgeworth makes a confession.

    Written for Day 6 of Narumtisu Week 2022: Longing

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    Miles hadn’t meant for it to go this far.

    “Are you sure you don’t want any more pasta?” Phoenix asks him, wiping the corner of his mouth.

    “No, thank you. That’s quite alright,” Miles replies, giving a polite smile. The pasta is delicious, surprisingly so, but that’s not what he came for—not what he’s after.

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    Miles has a bit of a secret.

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    17 Jul 2025