Jazz_Beans
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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Spider-Man and Deadpool Have a Meet-Cute by AGlassRoseNeverFades
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
11 May 2016
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Spider-Man meets Deadpool for the first time, and realizes there's more to the merc than people have been telling him when he spirals unexpectedly into a panic attack and Deadpool actually stays with him through it. Not only stays, but actually makes Peter...feel better? What the heck?
In which dick jokes and obscure references to rom-coms are made, Wade is a sweetheart, and Peter comes away from their very first meeting already totally smitten.
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secret keeper by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jan 2023
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Ellie stares at the new arrival, gaping. All the evidence points to one obvious answer, but this guy looks nothing like the Spider-Man Ellie recognizes — mostly because he isn’t wearing the suit.
“Crappy day to get kidnapped, amirite?” he says, crouching next to Ellie and deftly untying her restraints. “Looks like these guys were amateurs, though. They didn’t even lock the windows.”
In which Ellie accidentally becomes the one person who knows Spider-Man's identity. She doesn't tell her dad.
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cracked halves by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Jun 2022
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"So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it.
Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup."
(It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)
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wolf-teeth by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Dec 2021
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Peter grunts, gripping onto your wrist and the pressure of it hurts. You push down hard, wanting to use the momentum to shove yourself away.
Someone makes a noise. At first, you think it might’ve been you but when you truly open your eyes past the pain (not an easy feat; his hold on you is strong enough that you feel like he’s going to break your wrist), you see Peter’s mouth agape in what you realize was not a pained groan, but a moan.