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    God, Vanitas had been so stupid. To say yes, when Noé had first made him that ridiculous offer. Vanitas should have known better. He had known better, and still.

    Oh yeah, why don't I suck your dick, he said. It will be fun, he said.

    Poppycock.

    It had ruined everything. It had been the ripple that set the carefully-set trajectory of their uneasy partnership veering off course, from where it gyrated dramatically before barrelling on and crashing head-on into the nearest stone wall.


    Or: Vanitas and Noé hook up and are Bad at Feelings.

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    17 Jun 2022

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    Zhongli isn't exactly used to the strange bodily longings that come with his new mortal form. It's all quite confusing to him, but Childe is rather eager to help him navigate them, offering to help him out when Zhongli was invited to his apartment for drinks and some "fun". Their meetings were now a common occurrence, but Zhongli can't help but notice Childe's behavior becoming strange, as if there's more to their meetings than casual sex, as if his mind is always somewhere Zhongli can't quite reach.

    As if Childe is hiding something.

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    21 Apr 2022

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    Childe had always assumed that he would die young. He had accepted that a long time ago, ever since he accepted the mantle of a Fatui Harbinger. However, he always thought that he would die in a glorious fight, his body broken but spirit relishing the strong opponent that had bested him. He was okay with that type of death.

    Unfortunately, it seemed like Fate had decided to add one last insult to injury, because, here Childe was, dying because he had fallen in love with the ex-Geo Archon. The same Archon who seemed to have discarded him like an old toy ever since the Osial Incident.
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    In which divine beings are cruel and a cursed Childe starts preparing for his inevitable death because no Archon could ever love a mortal.

    ...Right?

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    07 Apr 2022

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    “You’re to be sent on a special mission, Tartaglia.”

    The young man’s eyes gleamed in interest. “How special?” He asked as he wiped the blood off his daggers.

    His superior grinned. “Special enough to put your name in Snezhnaya’s history books.”

    In which the Archon War ravaged the land of Liyue and to ensure the people’s survival, the God of Geo established the Harvester Contract: One bride per village, every year, in exchange for protection and a good harvest.

     

    Or: Childe is sent on an undercover mission to kill the Geo Archon, but things don’t go as planned.

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    07 Apr 2022

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    "You seem surprised. Was I not who you expected to see? Or is it that the tea is not to your liking?"

    "Ah, no, sorry. I'm fine." Childe shook his head and took the cup that the man poured him. "As you may know, I'm Childe. I mean, of course, you already knew that. You asked for me. But, ah... I never quite got your name." Calm down, Osial. Ajax. Tartaglia. Whichever part of me is flipping out right now.

    "My name?" The man seemed to think longly, taking a slow sip from his teacup. "My name is Zhongli."

    Osial is back in action, but unfortunately, he's back in action with the Archon who sealed him away for centuries. But said-Archon is hot and absolutely sucks at acting.

     

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    Childe and Osial are one in the same, so they're both dragged into Zhongli's shenanigans.

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    17 Mar 2022