Jujuke



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    “Ava, what do you want me to do?” Beatrice asked. Clearly, the question was meant to be rhetorical, but Ava took it to heart.
    What did she want Beatrice to do? Entertain her? Cure her boredom? Keep talking in that alluring British accent until Ava fell asleep? No, none of those options seemed like viable answers. Beatrice had always been a no-bullshit, straight-to-the-point kind of person, which just so happened to be something Ava appreciated about her.
    Beatrice asked her a question, so Ava had no choice but to answer.
    “Actually…can I ask you a favor?”
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    Ava needs a date and Beatrice is the girl she occasionally shares a class with in college. They’re friends…kind of…okay, more like casual study-buddies who don’t even know the most basic things about one another, but Ava can’t think of anyone else that can help her. Ava needs a favor, and Beatrice is her only option.

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    11 Feb 2024

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    Beatrice is leaving Switzerland the next morning. Ava is going back to Spain too. If they end up one night in the same bar, then in the same bed, it's their business and no one else's.

    Three years later, Beatrice has just opened a new department of her parents' company in Spain when someone decides to ring her doorbell.
    And Ava stands on her doorstep with her two year old boy on her hip that she claims to be Beatrice's.
    Lilith is going to have a field trip with this.

     

    Basically, they hook up one night, and then Ava shows up three years later with a tiny Diego on her hip like 'Beatrice you are the father!'
    I'm bored, I'm fighting for my life in college, I like unrealistic shit that's funny, and I'm giving you this to feed upon.
    Read at your own risks. DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT SOMETHING SERIOUS.

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    22 Oct 2023

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    After the dust settles, Ava and Beatrice go on a trip together.

    Or: The war is over. They saved the world. And neither of them can figure out how to bring up the whole “I love you” thing.

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    02 Aug 2023

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    "I think," Ava began, chewing on the thought, "That you should take my virginity."

    Beatrice's first reaction was what a hellish thing to say in the middle of the Atlantic City boardwalk, right outside of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville. "Take it?" She responded, deciding to address the brutish first part of the sentence, "Ava, that's a little antiquated, don't you think?"

    Ava said, "Seriously? That's your response to this?"

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    Ava and Beatrice meet for the first time at ten years old, and again in a very different way their last summer before college.

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    23 Jul 2023

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    “Jesus Christ, you’ve been masturbating for the last 30 minutes! Aren’t you done yet?” A muffled voice called out, followed by three faint knocks from the wall behind her.

    Ava’s hand froze, the image of the very attractive lady in her mind slowly but surely dissipating until all she could focus on is the plain white ceiling of her dorm room. And the annoying voice of her unknown neighbor.

    Goddammit!

    “Who says I’m masturbating?” She called back, frustration bleeding into her tone.

    “Either you’re fucking a mute or you make a habit of talking to others while you fuck. I hope for your sake it’s the former and not the latter because that is so bloody strange and disturbing.”

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    College AU where Ava and Beatrice pass by each other every morning MWF and silently crush on one another, not knowing they’re dorm neighbors. Dorm neighbors who annoy each other.

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    04 Jul 2023