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    The season 2 finale was gutting so I'm taking these two ineffable idiots and patching things up between them. Slowly. With angst. And Muriel. And ultimately, a happy ending.

    This kicks off from the end of season 2. First fanfic so hopefully someone enjoys reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

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    23 Oct 2023

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    1941 is the London Blitz and the year that MI5 really comes into its own with the now infamous ‘double cross’ system. The service keep tabs on suspects, root out enemy agents and try to turn them into doubles.

    Anthony J Crowley is fucking great at this job. He can be sneaky, underhanded and damn ruthless but also charming and kind. It’s what makes him good at turning.

    Aziraphale is just a regular Soho bookseller who loves his shop and books and good food and wine when he’s approached by a woman claiming to be MI5, wanting to recruit him for espionage. The poor man is too trusting and gets the shock of his life when he’s approached by a charming but dangerous-looking man also claiming to be MI5.

    Crowley recruits Aziraphale to double cross a double crosser and Aziraphale takes to espionage like a duck to water.

    Danger, hijinks, and sex ensue.

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    13 Mar 2020

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    Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.

    It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.

    (Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)

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    09 Mar 2020

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    Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car.

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    07 Mar 2020

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    Crowley is the thing that lurks at the edges of the map, in terra incognita: lands unknown. Beyond the familiar outlines of the known world lie monsters, great and terrifying beasts the likes of which no one here has seen firsthand. Hic sunt leones. Here be lions. Crowley bites down on his tongue with teeth that have become too large for his mouth. He feels the flesh beneath them split, elongating to become the tongue of a serpent. He looks out on the world around him with eyes that see not colors, but heat and light.

    Over the years, Crowley has trouble maintaining his favorite form. He seeks ways to repress the monster inside him while hiding the changes from Aziraphale.

    [Warning: while the remaining parts of this work have been plotted and partially written, the author is currently on a writing hiatus and may not update for some time, if at all.]

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    07 Mar 2020