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Reading People Is What I'm Good At...Right? by Kailkaito
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
30 Jun 2024
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What if John was far more aware than Sherlock ever thought, just in a way Sherlock never noticed?
Original, I know, but this fic has been haunting me for over a week, and for my ADHD ass that's a lot.
Basically John has super human reading people abilities, trauma, etc, like sherlock with his deductions for, like, everything else.
Tags will change as I write more, I rewatched Sherlock last week, but I don't know what all I'll do with it, so who knows where this could go.
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The man was in a suit that almost reminded Robert of something from Cirque du Soleil, all skin-tight, shimmering fabric with bursts of red and orange and a V-neck that showed a lot more than neck. The wrap-around sunglasses didn’t even look that ridiculous.
Infuriatingly, he managed to be beautiful, like a Monet in an Ikea frame is beautiful. He had changed very little in the years since Robert first encountered him, at least physically. Robert couldn’t say the same.
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10 Feb 2026
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
Or,
Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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07 Feb 2026
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When Shroud murders Mecha Man in cold blood, he takes the man’s twelve-year-old son with him into hiding. Turns out, turning a child desperate for any kind of love from a parental figure to your side isn’t all that hard, especially when the parenting bar has been set so low.
But now, almost twenty years later, Shroud needs SDN infiltrated, and Robert, with his particular set of augments, is uniquely qualified. Robert’s loyalty is absolute, there is no way that a group of ex villains could possibly show him another way.~
Villain Robert AU
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06 Feb 2026
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Villain Robert, Shroud's right hand man. Uncle Eli
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Every power has a price. Something that would make you laugh at the irony if it wasn't so damn infuriating. A man with the strength of ten at the height of half of one. A woman with asthma who needs to hold her breath to stay invisible. A walking fireball who can lose his eyebrows to a rogue flame.
So of course when Robert realized he wasn't powerless, he could only laugh at the irony.
An immortal man who wishes he was dead really was the icing on the cake.
Updates weekly (mostly), 2/16 post delayed
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29 Jan 2026
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A few fics that follow Flambae and Robert's relationship as they meet each others' families, try not to get blown up at work, survive the Z-Team's constant jokes, Visi's masterful ragebaiting and try to navigate HR (wait, is that even a thing at SDN?!? Maybe they don't have to worry after all...)
(Slow-ish burn, beware!)
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15 Jan 2026