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“It’s not for long,” Hermione said. “By the time we get back to Hogwarts, the Unfettering Brew will be ready.”
“Listen to you!” Ron said. “He’s got to get through a month with the Dursleys and a month at Malfoy Manor. With Draco Malfoy.”
“Yeah, thanks,” Harry said, because he hadn’t just spent the last week contemplating just how much more horrible his summer holidays were about to be than they’d ever been before.
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Fifteen Ways To Say I Love You by wilderwestqueen
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
14 Mar 2016
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“Maybe he has been saying it and you just haven’t been listening.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I just mean that you’ve been waiting for him to say a certain set of words,” Heather says. “A very specific set of words. Have you ever thought that there’s more than one way to say it?”Astrid's boyfriend is pretty much perfect. There's just one problem. Why hasn't he said 'I love you' yet?
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and when i think im fine you'll come visit (you happen to me all over again) by lesbianroach
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jan 2022
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“I’m not fucking done, Geralt, you stunted buffoon. I’m talking to you, no more Jaskiers. For someone who never fucking talked to me, you sure seem desperate to say a lot right now.”
Geralt has the decency to keep his mouth shut this time.
“You hurt me, Geralt. I asked you to come to the coast with me, and you decided instead to come inside Yennifer. Sound familiar? Yes? It should at this point because it’s happened more than fucking once but that goddamn mountain — I know my fucking worth, Geralt. I’m worth more than you’ve ever treated me in the last twenty years. Let me say, I know you’re what, four hundred? So my age must be incomprehensible to you at this point, but I shared my eighteenth birthday with you on the path. I was a child. If that is how you treat other children, by gods, I pray for your child surprise. Give the girl to Yen. Give her a chance to be something other than a doormat for your gorish boots.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Your armor looks atrocious by the way. I hate it. Brings out the douchebag qualities in your very punchable face.”
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aka; an angry jaskier fic because s2 fucked him over
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Once he gathers enough, a short blast of Igni gets the campfire started. It’s small and contained, so that Geralt could stomp it out in a second, but he still crouches by the fire and opens the sling so Jaskier can see. Which is when Jaskier dives headfirst into the flames with a screech and curls up defiantly in the middle of the campfire. He even closes his eyes, like he’s finally able to go to sleep. It looks absolutely and completely ridiculous.
Then again: what does Geralt know about phoenixes? Until today, he didn’t even know they could have human forms.
Or: Geralt is too late to save Jaskier. Fortunately, death is just a mild annoyance to a phoenix like Jaskier.
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The Peace You Bring by EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Jul 2023
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Jaskier is proud that he has figured out a way to help Geralt sleep after rough hunts. Except, when Eskel and Lambert find out, they have a very different opinion of what's actually helping Geralt.

