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texting in class (a guide by the kids who get caught) by KiddoFruit
Fandoms: The Black Phone (2022)
01 May 2024
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Brother Finn: Guys I need advice what do I do during my duel against that kid from art class with a "dark spirit" in his arm he still thinks im part of the evil organization who wants to take over planet earth
Brother Finn: Griffin really wants to go ham with his scissors and I don't have much time please respond
ROBINNNN: You need advice for what now
Brother Finn: SHIT
Brother Finn: FUCK. OMG.
Brother Finn: I FORGOT YOU WERE IN THIS CHAT
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AKA: it is very late at night and when my brain is colapsing in on itself i make chatfics so here ya go mateys, one black phone chatfic
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The Baratie's Daycare Services by tinyteacups
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
26 Jan 2026
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“This isn’t a daycare!” Sanji shouts, waving his spatula threateningly as the swordsman stalks off without so much as a backwards glance.
The toddler on his hip reaches out her grubby hands for the cake batter. The seven-year-old hiding behind his legs waves shyly at the retreating form. The new girl, who has to be around ten at most, tilts her head at the cook as though to say ‘yeah, right.’
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Zoro acquires a lot of children in his travels as the world’s strongest. What was he supposed to do? Bring them with him?
Sanji is adamant about the fact that the Baratie: All Blue is no place for any of the children Zoro drops off.
Zeff is just excited to finally have grandkids running around.
(Alternatively, Zoro is deadset on making Sanji a single father).
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Can I Call You Mine? by IronicVeghead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
05 Jan 2024
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“You get lost again?” Sanji calls out.
A single keen eye locks onto him, “Got lost on the way to your heart,” Zoro quips, “Think you could show me the way?”
Sanji nearly swallows his cigarette, “Moss, what the fuck.” He attempts to hide his cough with a bark of a laugh but he’s not sure it was very successful by the way it wheezes its way out of his lungs. “You couldn’t find it if I gave you a map.”
Zoro tilts his head, the gold of his earrings glinting like embers and that goddamn dimple curving into his cheek as he grins, “So you’d give me a map?”
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When Sanji drunkenly admits his attraction to Zoro he thought their friendship would be over. Instead he finds himself living a nightmare.
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24 Mar 2026
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“Enjoying this, huh?” he murmurs, twisting the bud between his thumb and forefinger. Alhaitham’s knees jerk, hitting the top of Kaveh’s thighs. “I didn’t expect you to be this—”
Beautiful, he wants to say, the word saccharine on the tip of his tongue. His initial assumptions are false—no marble pillar can shiver as beautifully as this miracle of flesh and muscles and tendons, wonderfully reactive. Kaveh wants to take him apart, unravel the threads of his relentless rationality until nothing remains of him but this humanity, all this softness that does not quite fit right with the rest of him.
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24 Mar 2026
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Obedience by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Detective Comics (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
18 Jul 2019
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Something is seriously wrong with Tim—Jason just knows it. Ever since the Mad Hatter incident, Tim has been acting completely different, and the worst part is that no one believes Jason when he tells them so.
But when the truth is eventually revealed, the whole family comes to realize that the situation is far worse than anyone could have ever predicted.
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- Part 1 of Obedience
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09 Feb 2026
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Asmo smiled at me, folding his hands in his lap. “Us demons have mating cycles, and those that live together tend to sync up.”
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“Okay. What can I do to help?” I asked.Y'all this is just filth. Will update tags as I go along. I'll add warnings to the top of each chapter so you know what's what and can skip around as you please, dears. I have no excuses -- just sit back and enjoy some depravity.
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07 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
wait wait wait this isnt what you think it is I SWEAR