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“I’ve been told I’m much more agreeable after a drink,” Alastor says, half-lidded eyes sparkling with a joke that Lucifer isn’t in on. “And you happen to have caught me after two.”
There’s not much that Lucifer finds agreeable about this freakish, pointy-toothed philanderer, but he supposes that Alastor’s smile is docile enough for Lucifer to take the seat next to him.
(Or: In the newly rebuilt hotel, Lucifer and Alastor share a drink. It’s not as terrible as Lucifer expects it to be.)
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- Part 1 of machinations
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28 Jun 2026
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“You,” Alastor says slowly, “came up here to proposition me?”
Lucifer shrugs. “And if I did?”
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Joy and the thrill of friendship are not on Alastor’s frequency, and neither is Lucifer. But it may be their last night in Hell; in the circumstances, Lucifer’s mouth on him is infinitely less of a terrible idea.Series
- Part 1 of RadioApple Broadcast
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28 Jun 2026
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> Your name is KARKAT VANTAS.
Two humans have just arrived on the meteor, making the tiny lab feel even more cramped. You're already not looking forward to the next 1.5 sweeps spent with these losers, but when introductions don't go as expected, you realize that this journey may not be as predictable as you thought.
Will you learn how to communicate with Dave, figure out what he seems to be hiding behind those shades, and be able to sort out all your confusing feelings? Or will you fuck everything up like you always do?Bookmarked by Kind_Of_You
23 Jun 2026
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To Alastor, soulmates and all that came with it were a hassle. He had ignored it while alive and then continued to do so again after being reborn as a demon, but the mark that came with it was ever present on his skin. It was persistent, was what it was, and he had to wonder more than once what kind of soulmate he was so destined to be with that he couldn't escape it, even through death.
Then, he met Lucifer Morningstar, and thought: of course.
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23 Jun 2026
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If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!
Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.
..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.
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- Part 1 of dating alastor 101: a step by step guide
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22 Jun 2026