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The door opened, before he could decide whether to be graciously accommodating, or brusquely dismissive. A smallish figure shambled in, more raincoat than man, with a mess of curls - mess being the operative word - and a sheepish expression. He looked to be somewhere between his late thirties and early fifties, but where, precisely, was unclear.
“Ah, so sorry to bother you, I can see you’re busy, but, if I might just have a word with a Mr …” - the man surreptitiously checked a notebook, as if his failure of memory might somehow be hidden from plain sight - “Elias Bowtchard?”
Bookmarked by KyleDaScourge
17 Oct 2025
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Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
Gen
Fandoms:
The Magnus Archives (Podcast)Columbo
Relationship:
Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker
Characters:
Elias Bouchard | Jonah MagnusJonathan "Jon" Sims | The ArchivistLieutenant Columbo (Columbo)Sasha JamesTim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceCrossovers & Fandom FusionsMurderFriendshipDetectivesEmotional Hurt/ComfortCanonical Character DeathSupernatural Elements
Language:
English
Stats:Published:
2025-10-05
Completed:
2025-10-07
Words:
17,172
Chapters:
3/3
Comments:
74
Kudos:
40
Bookmarks:
8
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221Death of an Era
WonkyElk
Summary:The door opened, before he could decide whether to be graciously accommodating, or brusquely dismissive. A smallish figure shambled in, more raincoat than man, with a mess of curls - mess being the operative word - and a sheepish expression. He looked to be somewhere between his late thirties and early fifties, but where, precisely, was unclear.
“Ah, so sorry to bother you, I can see you’re busy, but, if I might just have a word with a Mr …” - the man surreptitiously checked a notebook, as if his failure of memory might somehow be hidden from plain sight - “Elias Bowtchard?”
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Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2024
Summary
The story of an insanely chaotic and chaotically insane Gen Z Harry set in the modern day. Featuring the Drs. Granger being Russian spies, a production of the Tempest, Harry being a cringesuccess Slytherin, and an anti-tank missile launcher. No Weasley bashing, Dumbledore bashing in the first volume played for tragicomedy, pairing H/Hr. Intended to be told in four volumes, but I abandoned the series after the second volume - an author's note at the end of the second volume will tell you how the third and fourth volumes would have gone down.
- Words:
- 193,257
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 160
Bookmarked by KyleDaScourge
18 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
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Creator:
the_sentient_duck
Series Begun:
2024-01-27
Series Updated:
2024-12-17
Description:The story of an insanely chaotic and chaotically insane Gen Z Harry set in the modern day. Featuring the Drs. Granger being Russian spies, a production of the Tempest, Harry being a cringesuccess Slytherin, and an anti-tank missile launcher. No Weasley bashing, Dumbledore bashing in the first volume played for tragicomedy, pairing H/Hr. Intended to be told in four volumes, but I abandoned the series after the second volume - an author's note at the end of the second volume will tell you how the third and fourth volumes would have gone down.
Stats:
Words:
193,257
Works:
2
Complete:
Yes
Bookmarks:
158
Harry Potter and the Ludicrously Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. RowlingTeen And Up Audiences
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Gen, F/M
Complete Work01 Apr 2024
TagsCreator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsHermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Hermione Granger/Harry PotterHarry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Rubeus Hagrid Albus DumbledoreAlternate Universe - Modern Setting Social Media Epistolary Crack Good Weasley Family (Harry Potter) Good Friend Hermione Granger Manipulative Albus Dumbledore Humor Harry Potter is a Little Shit Harry Potter is So Done Canon is going to go off the rails HARD Harry Potter Has ADHD Harry Potter Has a Pet Snake Slytherin Harry Potter Slytherin Hermione Granger Slytherin Ron Weasley Really just hints of Harry/Hermione for now Oblivious Harry Potter Chaotic Harry Potter
Summary
No one bothers to tell Harry about the Statute of Secrecy or, for that matter, that electronics shouldn’t work in Hogwarts, so when he joins the magical world, he just continues writing his blog. The Muggle public is convinced he’s a brilliant fantasy writer, his friends are convinced he’s a menace to society, and MI6 is convinced Hermione is a Russian spy.
Series
Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
Language:
English
Words:
74,405
Chapters:
16/16
Comments:
358
Kudos:
1,288
Bookmarks:
332
Hits:
42,177Harry Potter and the Preposterously Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. RowlingTeen And Up Audiences
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
F/M, Gen
Complete Work17 Dec 2024
TagsCreator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsHermione Granger/Harry Potter Ron Weasley/Original Female Character(s) Hestia Jones/Remus Lupin Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron WeasleyHarry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Hestia Jones Tom RiddleAlternate Universe - Modern Setting Social Media Epistolary Humor Good Friend Ron Weasley Harry Potter Has ADHD Chaotic Good Harry Potter slytherin golden trio Harry Potter Has a Pet Snake Oblivious Harry Potter Obliviate | Memory Charm (Harry Potter) The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter) The Muggle government is probably worse Lily Evans Potter Bashing Series is abandoned after this volume
Summary
Harry is hoping for a less eventful second year than his first. Unfortunately, with a looming scandal that has the potential to break the Statute of Secrecy, Hermione's disturbingly hinged behavior, and by far the worst of all, Headmaster Gilderoy Lockhart, it doesn’t look like he’s going to get it.
Series
Part 2 of Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
Language:
English
Words:
118,852
Chapters:
19/19
Comments:
248
Kudos:
228
Bookmarks:
53
Hits:
11,997 -
A Communist Cyborg's War Against Managed Democracy by Zahariel_Scholar
Fandoms: 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Anime), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Manga), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil - Carlo Zen (Light Novels), Helldivers (Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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From beyond the Galactic Frontier, the Automatons came, hell-bent on destroying Democracy. Leading these legions of soulless automatons in their rampage against all that is Good and Free is their mysterious Commander, the one they call the Devil of the Creek ...
TVTropes page : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ACommunistCyborgsWarAgainstManagedDemocracyBookmarked by KyleDaScourge
01 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
Gen
Fandoms:
幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Anime)幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Manga)幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil - Carlo Zen (Light Novels)Helldivers (Video Game)
Characters:
Tanya von DegurechaffViktoriya Ivanovna SerebryakovErich von RerugenAutomaton Characters (Helldivers)
Additional Tags:
CrackCrack Treated SeriouslyBeing Lergen is Suffering
Language:
English
Stats:Published:
2025-02-08
Updated:
2025-08-26
Words:
82,915
Chapters:
20/?
Comments:
331
Kudos:
838
Bookmarks:
232
Hits:
30,000 -
- Words:
- 14,153
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 71
Bookmarked by KyleDaScourge
29 Aug 2025
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Marineford Collapses Again and Again
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Creator:
ReynaAtTheEnd
Series Begun:
2025-04-30
Series Updated:
2025-08-17
Stats:Words:
14,153
Works:
2
Complete:
No
Bookmarks:
55 -
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All the secrets that we keep. All the sordid little stories we let sleep. Hidden with the dark of the night someday everything must come to light.
Kaido knows he can't keep his child a secret forever so he asks King to use one secret to hide another. In the guise of being the other parent to his captain's child, King is faced with being the last free man with black wings left in the world raising a child the only way he knows how.
But how deep does it go when the lie no one knows becomes truth.
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A very queer tale of family, healing, learning that an end is not the end, and sometimes what parents get up to when their kids aren't around.
Bookmarked by KyleDaScourge
22 Aug 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Rating:
Mature
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
One Piece (Anime & Manga)
Relationships:
Kaido/King The Wildfire (One Piece)King The Wildfire & Yamato (One Piece)Kaido & Yamato (One Piece)Minor or Background Relationship(s)
Characters:
King The Wildfire (One Piece)Kaido (One Piece)Yamato (One Piece)
Additional Tags:
world buildingAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceAlien BiologyLunarian BiologyLunarian CultureDragonsOniFake/Pretend RelationshipParental King The WildfireNico Olvia is Part LunarianTrans Yamato (One Piece)Trans Crocodile (One Piece)Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy's Parentnot really a kid ficMore Like Idiots Raising A Child Experience Character Growth Because Of ItNo Disney Mom Syndrome HereNico Olvia LivesPortgas D. Rouge LivesThat Is Several People's Problem
Language:
English
Stats:Published:
2025-06-04
Updated:
2025-08-20
Words:
90,598
Chapters:
24/?
Comments:
131
Kudos:
134
Bookmarks:
31
Hits:
3,757The Dawn Will Come
The_Neurotic_Orchid
Summary:All the secrets that we keep. All the sordid little stories we let sleep. Hidden with the dark of the night someday everything must come to light.
Kaido knows he can't keep his child a secret forever so he asks King to use one secret to hide another. In the guise of being the other parent to his captain's child, King is faced with being the last free man with black wings left in the world raising a child the only way he knows how.
But how deep does it go when the lie no one knows becomes truth.
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A very queer tale of family, healing, learning that an end is not the end, and sometimes what parents get up to when their kids aren't around.