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In the Shinobi world, anonymity is paramount and emotional support is nonexistent. When you don't have a support system to turn to, who better to ask for advice than strangers on the internet. Surely their intentions are pure!
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Sasuke doesn’t feel at home in Konoha. Naruto decides to build him a house.
Aka, there's nothing inherently gay about building your homie place to stay, right? Right.
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"Hey."
Naruto’s voice broke through the stillness, warm and bright. Sasuke turned his head slowly.
He was standing just beyond the treeline, arms crossed, hair a mess, grinning like the idiot he was. The sunlight caught in his hair, made it gleam.
Like the sun, Sasuke thought bitterly. Always.
His heart stuttered. Stupid thing.
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13 Jun 2026
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In Naruto's defense, Sasuke started it.
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Those amazing mismatched eyes were unfocused, hazy with pleasure. His lips were red and swollen, a smear of blood across the corner.
"What have you got your sharingan on for, huh?" Naruto taunted. He grabbed Sasuke's hair and pulled his head back, forcing him to arch his back. "Do you really want a mental record of this? You like it so much that you wanna think about it forever?"
Sasuke glared, his teeth bared in a snarl. "Fuck y–"
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13 Jun 2026
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Sasuke is sober, tired, and bitterly regretting letting his friends drag him out to a bar. At least he can pet this dog, though. SNS, Modern AU, Oneshot. Complete!
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13 Jun 2026
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Sasuke picks up the foil wrappers, blinks a few times as he takes in the bold writing across them. “Safe Shinobi Condoms. Warming Edition.”
Naruto makes some sort of squawking sound from behind his hands. “Please shut up.”
“Hidden Leaf Lubricant,” Sasuke continues, looking at the small tube next and reading the packaging, “The Best Kept Secret in Konoha.”
“I want to die.”
How to Lose Your Virginity to the Future Hokage: A Guide by Sasuke Uchiha.
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13 Jun 2026
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Everyone was born with their soulmate’s initial carved into their skin.
Naruto had a problem, there were many people whose names started with an S, and it was only a matter of time before he found the right one… if only Naruto could pull his head out of his ass.
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12 Jun 2026