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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    "Had Ed hit his head on something recently? Was he dreaming? Never in his wildest imaginings—and believe him, he’d tried—had Mustang come right up to him and offhandedly suggest they have sex, blasé as you please, as if asking if he wanted to get a cup of coffee down at the commissary between requisition forms.

    If, by some miracle, this was real and Roy Mustang was actually propositioning him, turning him down would be reasonable—possibly expected—and the smart thing to do.

    Ed was a stupid, stupid man."

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    Friends with benefits would be all fine and dandy for Ed if he didn't have any real feelings for the bastard.

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    04 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    It’s just how things have shaken out. He’s entirely a researcher now that he’s alchemy free and lacks any actual military training. It’s not like they need to stuff him into a bullpen or massive office where he has to suffer through stupid military regulation, mandatory firearm training, and fervent ass kissing. He likes the quiet of a personal office and the ability to do his work somewhere else whenever he feels like it.

    The only issue is that when someone puts a cactus on your desk before you clock in, there isn’t anyone around to have witnessed it.   Or: Ed experiences the hell that is having a secret admirer, except that is absolutely not what is happening here at all. Obviously. Royed week day 3: Flower Language

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    02 Dec 2025

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    After Aziraphale's defection, Crowley tries to figure out how to live life for himself.

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    06 Sep 2025

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    Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Post-season-two. Crowley's moping, Aziraphale wants to fix things, and turns out, there's enough blame to go around.

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    “You’re being ridiculous.”

    Crowley very nearly falls over.

    Like, actually. He very nearly loses balance for no reason at all and tumbles to the sidewalk next to his car. He’s been playing Aziraphale’s voice in his head for weeks, he’s been trying very hard to drown out the sound of it, in fact, and now suddenly, abruptly—

    “What are you doing here,” is all he can think to say. He whirls around, and there he is. On Crowley’s right, standing there like he’d never left. Where he belongs, Crowley’s mind helpfully supplies. He wishes he could punch himself in the brain, knock the thoughts right on out of there.

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