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  1. Rec 28

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    Kaveh raised his hair brush threateningly. “If you don’t get changed right now, I can and will leave you.” Alhaitham paid him no mind, eyes on his book instead of the blonde. He was holding his tail in his mouth again, which would have been cute, had it not been a clear message of ‘If I can’t talk to you, don’t talk to me’.

     

    Or, two idiot animal hybrids exchange secrets, fight kidnappers, and do some solid drunken kissing.

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    28 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 37

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    The man lunges at him from across the table, so quickly that Kaveh flings an arm up just in time to stop the punch, but—

    Nothing comes.

    When he opens his eyes, there’s a hand wrapped around the man’s wrist, and Kaveh recognises the glove immediately, following it up to look at Alhaitham’s cold glare.

    “You should learn to take no for an answer,” Alhaitham says, deadly quiet. “Or perhaps you’d like to learn the meaning of it when you’re arrested?”

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    “I will care for him in the Jingshi,” he says, his eyes tracing the long trail of Wei Ying’s dark hair against the white sheets, the dusty edge of his worn sleeve, the naked dip of his collarbone. Every part of him, every plane and corner makes Lan Wangji’s heart ache. Even wordless, unconscious, his mere presence is a hook in his stomach, tugging tightly.

    Lan Yufei clears his throat. “Hanguang-jun is well-meaning and a model of responsibility, however sick nursing is beneath him. Wei-gongzi will be well cared-for here, without a –”

    “Lan-daifu,” says Lan Wangji, calmly but with absolutely no room for negotiation. “I will tend to Wei Ying. Sick nursing is neither shameful, not beneath me.”

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    After being dead for thirteen years, Wei Wuxian awakes in the body of an abused lunatic in the Mo household... and unfortunately for him, that person is female. Sure, it makes the Yiling Patriarch harder to recognize, but being female brings its own challenges - and of course, there's Lan Zhan making him think all sorts of unexpected things...

    (I know this is probably a very common plot concept but it wouldn't get out of my head)

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    14 Nov 2025

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    In the end, it had been the Yiling Patriarch’s stratagems and his fierce fighting which had turned the tide of the war. He had killed both Wen Ruohan’s sons, and floored the traitor so that Meng Yao could strike the final blow. His status as the strongest warrior on the field had been undeniable.

    Thus, the offer extended to him by the Lan court. Take his place as the Emperor’s consort, the only one permitted to lay hands upon the Emperor, the only one to share his bed with him while he sleeps, unaware and vulnerable. His last, best line of defense.

    Or: Forced by his court to accept a consort, Lan Wangji is certain he has seen enough of the so-called Yiling Patriarch to know what he's getting: an uncouth ruffian. Slowly, he begins to realise that even an emperor's assumptions can be misplaced.

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