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A hand on the back of Clown's neck wakes him—wakes him? What—
"Aw, honey," Branzy coos from behind him. Clown relaxes, then tenses again, still confused. "Fell asleep in the office? I told you to take it easier."
(Or, you are not supposed to fuck in an office building but who's ever gonna call them out for it?)
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- Part 9 of Flicker's TMA MCYT
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28 Nov 2025
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branzy gets a symbiote alien stuck to the inside of his skull. clown gets a new boyfriend
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28 Nov 2025
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Branzy would like to be very clear about two things.
Firstly, he wasn’t a whore. Not really. Sure, maybe by some people’s standards, but by his, he was just easily bored and thrill-seeking.
Secondly, he totally knew what his partner was talking about.
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- Part 2 of Bel writes smut :)
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28 Nov 2025
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“…holy shit.”
And he leans in.
...not with his hands, but with his mouth. He drops to his knees on the worn hallway carpet, the movement so fluid and silent it barely makes a sound. Branzy lets out a sharp, surprised inhale, his body going tense for a second before relaxing into the wall with a soft thud.
Clown doesn't give him time to process. He presses his face against the small of Branzy's back, his mask a cool, smooth barrier against warm, flushed skin. He can feel the texture of the ink, the slight ridge of it, the heat radiating from Branzy's body. He smells soap and sweat and that maddening cologne, and it's all he can do not to groan.
He frantically slides his mask up, exposing his mouth and nose.
He mouths at the tattoo, tracing the bold black lines with the seam of his lips, a wet, open-kissed reverence. His hands come up to grip Branzy's hips, holding him steady, thumbs pressing into the hollows of his bones.
"Clown," Branzy breathes, his voice shaky. "What—"
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- Part 1 of Saturniidae's anon fics
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28 Nov 2025
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ParrotX2's unofficial guide on how to survive in a world filled with Vigilante's, Superhero's and Supervillain's by Minty1637
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
26 Nov 2025
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ParrotX2’s life sucks, like really badly. Well, of course it would. He’s born quarter parrot which basically meant his wings were too small to fly while still having them affect ordinary life. His parents died very young, he has almost no friends and the people he was friends with either died or left him.
he lives off of instant noodles and he works at the most dangerous coffee shop around. Oh did he mention his powers suck ass?
But it’s fine, it’s totally fine, as long as his life plans don’t get thrown out of the window because of Villains, or hero’s, or Vigilantes. He’ll make it work.
Turns out, life kind of has a way of fucking him over.
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The Director stared at him, Parrot really didn’t expect his day to end with a notorious supervillain staring him dead in the eye.
“What parrot are you?” He asked
“What?”
“You know, like what type of parrot are you, a Military Cacaw, a Parakeet,”
“Ok first off bro, why would I be a parakeet, second off. Good question, I don’t know. Third, shut up.”
(I'M ONLY SHIPPING THE IN GAME CHARACTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE IRL)
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28 Nov 2025