whatsupbitches (Larkin)
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gonna use my arms, gonna use my legs by whatsupbitches (Larkin)
Fandoms: Challengers (Movie 2024)
24 Jul 2024
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The sauna scene, slightly altered: Another man walks into the sauna while Art and Patrick are in there. Patrick decides to cruise this man, right in front of Art. Art just has to sit there and watch.
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get your back up off the wall by whatsupbitches (Larkin)
Fandoms: Muppets From Space (1999), The Muppets - All Media Types
20 Oct 2020
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Gonzo chose to stay on Earth with his friends instead of joining his alien family. But he's not sure he made the right decision.
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Gerri’s called him over to discuss something that came up in the oppo research. Just something that came up, that was all she’d say on the phone. What a tease.
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take care of this monster by whatsupbitches (Larkin) for shipwrecks
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
25 Feb 2018
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“I’ve been trying to get into the anonymous-sex thing lately,” says Dennis.
The dude’s eyes trace up and down Dennis’s body; he looks at Dennis and fingers the air. “I like this, by the way,” the dude murmurs. “This is a sweet duster.”
The dude (Dennis realizes, with a little thrill, that they still don’t know each other’s names) steps into Mac and Dennis’s apartment. No: Dennis’s apartment. Mac doesn’t live here anymore.
[Or: what was actually the deal with Dennis and his mysterious new roommate, Eurotrash Jan? Set during "Mac and Charlie Die."]
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Glenn wants to leave the show. Rob and Kaitlin are annoyed with him. The three of them work out their feelings in a threesome.
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come on, collide by tigerlilycorinne
Fandoms: Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked - All Media Types
07 Aug 2023
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“I could teach you how to do this, too!” She’d used that refrain so many times today, it seemed, that it was the first thing her mind reached for when presented with a blank slate. She imagined herself saying, I’ll teach you how to flirt and flounce, how to fix your hair, and how to touch yourself.
Or: Glinda gets Elphaba off for educational purposes and they both have a lot of feelings about it.
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- Part 6 of AUgust 2023 Short Fic
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29 Nov 2024
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“This is so sad,” Art says, shaking his head – but then he grins, the first genuine smile Patrick’s seen all night. It’s so warm and familiar that Patrick forgets for a second, that he’s nothing and they’re nothing, that the slight November chill is making them both shiver.
(Patrick and Art spend a confusing weekend together at the tail-end of the year)
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- Part 1 of lost weekend
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Bookmarked by whatsupbitches (Larkin)
25 May 2024
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When Orange and White get pulled over and arrested, Freddy knows someone's screwed up - why else haul in an undercover cop when he's on the job? There's a scheme in the works, cooked up by his superiors. Freddy must gain White's trust by any means necessary.
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09 Aug 2023
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And the Grass Won't Pay No Mind by 7 (iwantedtosavetheworld)
Fandoms: Reservoir Dogs (1992)
03 Jun 2020
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They fuck nine times before White shoots Orange. Each time, they fall a little harder.
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- Part 1 of K-Billy's Love Song Selection
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31 Jul 2023
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Roman looks flatly back. When it becomes obvious Jeryd won’t give, he scoffs. “I mean, inviting me to a hotel room in the middle of the night… serving me alcohol and giving me fucky eyes?” He squints, mock-calculating, “Does your wife know you’re interviewing other candidates for FLOTUS?”
The corner of Jeryd’s mouth twitches into a smile. He takes a long drink, then shrugs a shoulder. “I’m curious about you, Roman.”
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Bookmarked by whatsupbitches (Larkin)
04 Jul 2023