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    PEANUTS
    noun
    1. The oval seed of a South American plant widely roasted and salted and eaten as a snack.
    2. A comic strip by Charles M. Schulz.
    3. A euphemism for a small penis.

    Ben has never understood why all of Rey’s friends call her Peanut. When he learns it’s because she inadvertently attracts not-so-well endowed men, he makes it his mission to not-so-subtly convey the size of his dick without whipping it out.

    Because if Rey’s attracting peanuts, then Ben could be her elephant.

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    03 Feb 2020

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    Rey, 9:15pm: you’re quite the upgrade from the shitty saxophonist who used to live in your apartment, let me tell you
    Ben, 9:16pm: that’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. thank you

    In which Ben and his piano move into the apartment across the alley, and Rey spends her evenings listening in.

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    11 Jun 2019

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    In her search for the legendary sorcerer Luke Skywalker, novice mage Rey stumbles upon a dragon named Kylo Ren.

    She chanced a look at the dragon - it seemed contented, its tail flicking behind it lazily. She smiled to herself, and wondered…

    The creature was sentient, and magic called to magic...maybe it would know about Luke. She took a breath and said, “I’m searching for a Luke Skywalker – maybe you’ve heard of him? Legendary sorcerer. I’m hoping to learn from him.”

    The dragon snorted derisively.

     

    You need a better teacher than Skywalker.

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    22 May 2019

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    Dragon Kylo is the best. Little mage Rey is so cute

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    Three years ago, Rey Andor and Ben Solo broke up and haven’t seen each other since. Now they’re maid of honor and best man, respectively, for Finn and Poe’s wedding. Can Rey and Ben be friends? Or do they have unfinished business?

    Or the one where Rey is a law student, Ben’s a high up attorney at his family’s non-profit foundation; Rey used to intern for Ben until they started banging. They were together for two years, but then she ran because she’s young and she’s allowed. They haven’t seen each other since their breakup and now they’re throwing bachelor parties and wedding showers for their BFFs – is there even cake in this fic? Banging is most of the unfinished business, but not all of it. No one gets any work done.

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    09 Apr 2019

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    “It might be indelicate to breach the subject of marriage at this trying time...”

     

    An adequate statement. The man had only been dead for three hours.

    But one must always be practical.

    “I am not so softened by sentiment in the matter as you would typically find a widow, Mr. Hux.”

    Rey Niima finds herself in a perilous situation when her husband dies at the start of their journey West. From the few bachelors on the trail in her party; she attaches herself to the best of her options.

    That option is the mysterious Banker Ben Solo.

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    23 Mar 2019

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    Omg gotta love Oregon trail